I was gonna save this till Valentine's but it's sooooo far and notanordinarygirl_86 said I should piss off Aphrodite so I hope you like it:
1) Ask her why she's so ugly
3) Tell her she resembles Echidna
4) Tell her Ares is gonna dump her for Echidna
5) Tell her Calypso is WAY prettier
6) Laugh and whisper about her clothes
7) Ask her if she needs to shower
8) Because she smells worse than Dragon breath
9) Then offer her eucalyptus leaves for her breath
10) Tell her she should become a eternal maiden and join the hunt
11) Tell her Artemis is the best goddess in the world
12) Ask her why she is so unromantic
13) Ask her why she doesn't date anyone but Ares
14) Say it's probably because she's so ugly
15) Tell her doves are stupid birds
16) Tell her it's disgusting to be born from sea foam
17) Tell her it was her fault Selena died
18) Force her to wear last season's Gucci (oh the horror)
19) Make her and Hephaestus go to couple therapy
20) Stare at her face, uncomfortably close, for a long time
22) Then, in a creepy whisper, say "your eyeliner is smudged"
23) Then watch her scream
24) Dye her hair the most horrible what-the-freak-is-that-my-eyes-are-burning-they-need-holy-water color you can find
25) Steal all of her super expensive brand name make up
26) Replace it with cheap little kid make up
27) In a dark, dark room, cut her hair, make sure you can't see what your doing
28) Force her to wear the moat hideous clothes you can think of
29) Broadcast it live in Hephaestus Tv
30) Tell her she's all beauty and no brain. Then say never mind, she doesn't even have beauty
*31) Take away her cheerful beauty queen look and dress her as a weird emo-goth-kid (aka me)
Hey darlings, I felt really uncomfortable writing this, because I really don't believe in beauty and shallowness. And all of these just affect the superficial stuff, and people really should care about personality and other things instead of just beauty, so I just wanted you to know your all v lovely
Anyways, the pic above was so cool, my fandom bf is Gale Hawthorne, and we're wizards and HAVE DEMIGOD CHILDREN
YUSSS and sorry if their straight boys or girls who don't like boys reading this, the pic only has boyfriends -_-
Or not, I would go les for katniss so
Who's your fandom bf?
xoxosarah
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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