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1) Tell her Drew has a better chance with Jason
2) Tell her you thought Aphrodite couldn't make ugly kids
3) Then say "Everyone makes mistakes"
4) Tell her you saw Reyna kissing Jason
5) Pay Aphrodite to tell Piper she and Jason aren't meant to be
6) Then tell her she lost to a brick
7) When she doesn't get it show her Jason x Brick fanfics
8) Invite her to lunch
9) Also invite Hera, Aphrodite, Reyna, Nico, and Apollo
10) Make Aphrodite tell Piper she and Nico are the perfect couple
11) Pay Apollo to say he has "foreseen" their marriage
12) Then let Reyna bless their marriage
13) Make Drew charmspeak Jason into break in up with Piper
14) Call her dad ugly
15) Tell her she makes a nice Piper Cherokee plane
16) Loudly whisper "Isn't Tristan McLean a horrible actor?" when she passes by
17) Tell her Enceladus sends her father love.
18) Actually just tell her Tristan has an affair with Enceladus
19) Call her Beauty Queen
20) Say "never mind, I meant ugly queen"
Run.
21) Dye all her clothes pink
22) Steal Katropis
23) Decorate it with ribbons and bows
24) And glitter
25) Dress up as Nico di Angelo
26) And follow her everywhere
27) Make sure to pop up when her and Jason are having 'moments'
28) Like kissing or killing monsters together
29) Make Drew charmspeak her into twerking on Percy
30) Infront of Jason. Then let then fight till death infront of her.
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Ha ha ha lol. You people thought I had a life. I just needed something to eat. Anyways, this one was REALLY hard so I'm sorry it's not really funny.
-$arah
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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