1) Touch his scar
2) Give him those scar-removal creams for Christmas
3) Look at Annabeth
4) Talk to Annabeth
5) Eat Annabeth
6) Talk about Annabeth
7) Touch Annabeth
8) Lick Annabeth
9) Break a promise you made to Annabeth
10) Tell him you want to go swimming in the Styx
11) Tell him you need him to get a golden apple for you
12) Ask him to hold the sky for you while you run some errands
13) Tell him you ship Percabeth
14) Show him Percabeth fanfiction
15) Actually, just any type of Annabeth fanfiction that doesn't involve Luke. He'll love them.
16) Talk about how great the gods are
17) Tell him he looks like an evil college model
18) Talk about his mom
19) Look at his mom
20) Tell him you know his mom
21) Ask him what the typical male villain is wearing to Harvard this year
22) Dress up as Hermes and follow him around
23) and keep insisting that "Luke...I am your father"
24) Ask him if his mom's okay
25) Ask him if you can borrow his golden eye contacts
26) Ask him if it hurt when he stabbed himself
27) Force him to declare his hidden love for Kronos
28) Tell him Kronos broke up with him
29) Tell him Ethan is now dating Kronos.
30) Make him go on a blind date. Don't tell him it's Clarisse.
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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