"Young Steph-nie off to Uni"
Can't write her own entrance exam
"Young Steph-nie off to London"
To chase after her granddad, sheep loving ex
"Young Steph-nie got a gorgeous L-A-M-I-N-A-T-E-D flat"
An argos advert if ever I saw one
"Young Steph-nie is so independent"
She's so self-sufficient she still stays at home
"Young Steph-nie's going to succeed as a social worker"
Criminal record??
"Young Steph-nie has two really good jobs in retail"
Jumped up waitress with butter fingers
"Young Steph-nie has got no debts"
Uni doesn't come for free
"Young Steph-nie doesn't date disastrous doleys"
No just old men who shit on her more than a seagull on a street light
"Young Steph-nie is over Andrew"
It's amazing what a jam kebab can do
"Young Steph-nie isn't jealous of you, it's the other way round"
That's why she is on a diet, screws up my relationships and leaches onto my friends
Nobody likes you, you can't pretend
When you lost me you last your last damn friend
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He Without Sin
PoesiaA new collection of poetry based on the theme of the seven deadly sins - Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth and Wrath. A work in progress book, with poems added as I work on them. All based on true experiences and encounters I hope you enjoy...
