Shovel it in (Gluttony)

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Life is too short

To use a knife and fork

When eating pizza

Grab it while it's hot

Take your best shot

And shovel it in


Life is too short

For the daily doll up

Put down the face trowel

Go grab your towel

Let the lady lumps loose

And enjoy being free by the sea


Life is too short

For removable pads in bras

Let the nipples loose

Like all the top stars

Throw them in the bin

Life is too short to sew them in


Life is too short

For snarky retorts

Take the hit on the chin

Put that person in the bin

Kill them with kindness

And dazzle them until blindness

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