Hi all of you amazing people! Thanks so much for reading Project Starfae and getting it to 1K reads! I'm over the moon about this news and I hope all of you are too! I put together a bunch of incorrect quotes into a compilation for you guys to enjoy as a 1K reads special. Enjoy!
~ LittleOwl
Presenting you...Incorrect Quotes with Shaylie & the gang, brought to you by a perchance generator.
1.
Shaylie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
Keefe: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Dex: What's the surprise?
Shaylie: Blood poisoning.
Sophie: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Keefe: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
2.
Marella: I just had a long talk with Keefe and Shaylie about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.
3.
Keefe: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke. (Poor Keefe...)
4.
Shaylie: What is everyone for Halloween?
Dex: I'm superman.
Keefe: A clown.
Shaylie: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?
5.
Sophie: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Shaylie: I will politely decline.
6.
Sophie: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Keefe: We have three, actually!
Shaylie: Pick your favorite.
7.
Shaylie: I ran into Dex in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, mindlessly fidgeting with some wires.
8.
*The Squad using an Ouija board*
Marella: Tell us... Is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through the board: YES.
Shaylie: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Keefe: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.
Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—
(I think that Marella, Keefe and Shaylie would do the absolute best shenanigans together, prove me wrong)
9.
Keefe, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Fitz: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Keefe:
Keefe: Water you doing?
10.
Fitz: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don't realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.
Sophie: No, eight glasses!
Marella: I heard ten.
Biana: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute. *later...*
Shaylie: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.
Fitz: What did you learn?
Shaylie: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.
Sophie: I'll get some water.
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