1K Reads Special - Incorrect Quotes

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Hi all of you amazing people! Thanks so much for reading Project Starfae and getting it to 1K reads! I'm over the moon about this news and I hope all of you are too! I put together a bunch of incorrect quotes into a compilation for you guys to enjoy as a 1K reads special. Enjoy!

~ LittleOwl

Presenting you...Incorrect Quotes with Shaylie & the gang, brought to you by a perchance generator.

1.
Shaylie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.

Keefe: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Dex: What's the surprise?

Shaylie: Blood poisoning.

Sophie: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Keefe: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.


2.
Marella: I just had a long talk with Keefe and Shaylie about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.


3.
Keefe: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.  (Poor Keefe...)


4.
Shaylie: What is everyone for Halloween? 

Dex: I'm superman. 

Keefe: A clown. 

Shaylie: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?


5.
Sophie: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. 

Shaylie: I will politely decline.


6.
Sophie: I hope you have an explanation for this. 

Keefe: We have three, actually! 

Shaylie: Pick your favorite.


7.
Shaylie: I ran into Dex in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, mindlessly fidgeting with some wires.


8.
*The Squad using an Ouija board* 

Marella: Tell us... Is there a spirit in this house?

 Spirit, through the board: YES. 

Shaylie: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. 

Keefe: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. 

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—
(I think that Marella, Keefe and Shaylie would do the absolute best shenanigans together, prove me wrong)


9.
Keefe, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing? 

Fitz: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 

Keefe:

Keefe: Water you doing?


10.
Fitz: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don't realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day. 

Sophie: No, eight glasses! 

Marella: I heard ten. 

Biana: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute. *later...* 

Shaylie: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 

Fitz: What did you learn? 

Shaylie: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 

Sophie: I'll get some water. 

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