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charlie

is it still illegal to murder children?

pj

yep

who do you want to murder?

charlie

i currently have a 15 y.o. and a 16 y.o. in my living room camping out

i am going to murder them both if they don't get to sleep

pj

be nice, b. it's the last time they'll see each other for a while

how early do you have to leave?

charlie

4 am bc we have to drop off h and i have to make sure b is packed

that means i need to be up 3 am

pj

ugh

have fun

charlie

yep

read 12:37 am

the children have shut up

time for sleep

read 1:12 am

pj

see you in less than four hours

charlie

don't remind me