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Chapter 4

Y/N POV

I grabbed Asajj by her throat before she could do anything, denying my uncle the show he so desperately wanted to see.

Baron: Y/N, my boy, that's not how you treat a woman.

He joked with a disgusting smirk.

Y/N: I oughta drown you in that tub.

I hissed as I lifted Asajj back to her feet, still choking her.

Baron: Relax, nephew. I got another gift for you. Something much bigger.

Y/N: What "gift" can you provide, uncle?

Baron: Kashyyyk.

I pushed Asajj back and took a step forward to my uncle's bathtub.

Y/N: The last time you gifted me a planet, we lost thousands of men and were forced to retreat.

Baron: This is not Arrakis, nephew. Our assault is very well planned and our troops just got a morale boost from you slaying that Jedi scum back in the arena.

Asajj left the room with a face full of anger and embarrassment.

Baron: The question is...will you participate in the conquest of this planet or should I let your brother do the deed?

Y/N: What stupid question is that, uncle? I will be the one leading MY army.

Baron: Then what are you waiting for? Gather the troops and travel to Kashyyyk.

Y/N: I will wipe that Wookie scum straight off the galaxy.

Baron: I'm sure you will, Y/N. But do it fast before the Republic places their troops down there. We don't want any unnecessary bloodshed, do we?

Y/N: Maybe you don't. I wanna kill as many enemies as I can.

Baron: We don't know whose army is bigger yet. So let's not dive head first into a battle with the unknown.

Y/N: The Harkonnen army is the best there is. Kashyyyk is already ours.

Baron: You poor fool. None of our soldiers will step foot on that filthy land before we get the upper hand on the Wookies.

Y/N: You just told me to gather the army.

Baron: The Droid army, not ours.

Y/N: You want me to command an army full of junk and scrap parts?

Baron: Are you telling me you're an incompetent leader?

Y/N: I'm saying the droids are incompetent.

Baron: Your brother achieved success in multiple operations using the droids.

Y/N: And how many has he failed?

Baron: Too many but you know what they say. You can only lose when you try.

Y/N: I will use my men, whether you like it or not.

Baron: If you do so, your brother will take the lead and you'll stay in the arena for another year.

Y/N: You are a worthless sack of shit.

This made him chuckle.

Baron: It's so easy to make you mad, nephew. It's hilarious.

Y/N: You won't be laughing when I strangle you in your sleep.

Baron: Enough empty threats. What do you say? Are you conquering Kashyyyk with the droids or will you remain in the arena to play the jester for our crowd?

Y/N: I'll take the fucking Droid army and bomb Kashyyyk into the ground.

Baron: Make sure to not cause too much collateral damage. Remember, this is a conquest, not a genocide.