Pest is talking to his psychiatrist. They are both in a room and they are sitting down. Pest is wearing a business suit with a red tie.
Pest's Psychiatrist: "And how is this different?"
Pest: "I...I don't kill myself at the end."
Pest's Psychiatrist: "Do you see this is something positive?"
Pest exhaled lightly.
Pest: "Gee...I don't know."
Pest's Psychiatrist: "How do you feel at the end?"
Pest: "Much better."
Pest: "I wake up happy. Feeling good."
Pest took a moment to inhale.
Pest: "But then I get very depressed because I'm... living in reality."
A moment of silence fills the room, then Pest's Psychiatrist speaks.
Pest's Psychiatrist: "And what about your family?"
Pest: "Pilby is good to me."
Pest's Psychiatrist: "But...still no sex."
Pest: "No. But...they are not too interested either, so nearly...there's no problem here. When you think about it...on a certain level."
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~deepika.~ (REGRETAVATOR STORY)
FanfictionThis darkly comedic Regretavator fanfiction is centered on the three Ashley siblings. Split moves through lackluster jobs with no sense of purpose. Now employed teaching adults, she is dating a student, Russian taxi-driver Unpleasant. Bive is an est...
