Pest is in his bedroom, laying on the bed. His bare torso is exposed. Pest is reading a book and he had contacts on.
Albert (the blonde fellow who also had contacts on) enters the bedroom. He adjusted his contacts slightly.
Albert: "Dad?"
Pest: (looks at Albert) "Yes, Albert?"
Albert comes closer to the bed.
Albert: "What does 'cum' mean?"
Pest: "Cum?"
Albert: "Y-you know."
Pest patted on the bed, offering Albert a seat.
Albert sits down.
Pest: (taking his contacts off) "Well, you know how sometimes your penis gets erect?"
Albert nods.
Pest: "Well, sometimes...it gets so excited, that uh, a sticky, milky substance shoots out."
Albert seems puzzled.
Albert: "Dickwad?"
Pest: "Yes, only 'come' can be used as a verb word as well."
Pest: "Albert?"
Albert: "Yeah?"
Pest: "Have you ever cum?"
Albert: "Yeah."
Pest: "Albert, it's alright if you haven't."
Albert: "But...I- I have."
Pest: "Albert."
Albert: "But- Everyone else in class has and- I- I wanna cum too."
Albert looks down.
Pest: "Well...it's okay, it's okay."
Pest: "Have you tried... playing with yourself?"
Albert looks up at Pest.
Albert: "Y-you mean..."
Pest: "With your penis?"
Albert: "A little..."
Pest: "How did it feel?"
Albert: "Uh- I don't know...I don't know what to do."
Pest: "Do you want me to...show you?"
Albert: "No, no, I- I'm not normal."
Pest hugs Albert.
Pest: "Oh no Albert..."
Albert sobs slightly.
Pest: "No no...don't worry, you're normal..."
Pest and Albert looked at eachother.
Pest: "Hey, you'll cum."
Albert sniffed.
Pest: "...one day. You'll see."
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~deepika.~ (REGRETAVATOR STORY)
FanficThis darkly comedic Regretavator fanfiction is centered on the three Ashley siblings. Split moves through lackluster jobs with no sense of purpose. Now employed teaching adults, she is dating a student, Russian taxi-driver Unpleasant. Bive is an est...
