illicit affairs | matt sturniolo

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right now i just flew to new york to go on the jimmy kimmel show to promote guts. little nervous not gonna lie. but johns here with me. thank god so if i will have a panic attack he would calm me down. but that's matt's job so he said he would call matt. i started dying when he said that by the way. and i have snl tomorrow hihi the triplets will be there for.

"so when jimmy asked me to come on to the show he wanted me to surprise his kids because apparently they love me so their gonna pick me up on the side of the road or some shit" i laughed to johnny

"well you look very cute" he complimented me. "thanks john" i smiled as i kissed his nose. "the cars here" mark said coming into my hotel room

"i'll see you after" i smiled. "see you" he said

then this freaking car drove thirty minutes to this random road where i have hitch a ride with jimmy kimmels family. i'm dying this is hilarious.

as i watch his car pull up i put out my thumb to his daughter with her hands on her mouth and the son doesn't finie what to do with himself.

"hi guys! i'm lexi" i smiled. "can i hitch a ride with you?" i asked trying to contain my laughter. the girl nodded her head in shock still.

stop this is so cute.

"well you have to buckle up lexi if you want a ride with us" jimmy said. "alright i'll do that" i smiled at him through the mirror.

"jane what do you think?" jimmys wife said. "oh my god!" she said.and that's when i started to laugh.

"hi jane! i'm lexi" i smiled at her. she nodded wit her hands still on her mouth. "nice to meet you!" "you too" she said looking at me.

"you look so cute today" i smiled. "thank you!" she smiled taking her hand off her mouth. "you know lexi we listen to your music on the way to school all the time" jimmy said .

"yup, we love it" his wife said. "well i appreciate it, do you have a favorite one?" i asked jane. she nodded her head smiling. "which one is it?" i asked smiling.

this is so fun. i thought

"um um i mena i really like ballad of a homeschool girl" "ohhhh" i said smiling. "that's one of my favourites too! that's so sweet thanks for saying that" i smiled.

"and billy what do you think about this?" jimmy asked him. and he just stuck his tongue out with his thumbs up.

"what's the song that we love so much of lexis?" his mom asked billy. "the "get him back" song" "ohhhhh" i said again. "he wants to get him back for you" " aww thanks billy" i smiled at him

"and the what do you want to do when you get him back?" she asked him. "punch him in he penis" he said my mouth dropped.

"am i a bad influence on your children you guys?" i laughed. and jane said "no no no he is always like this don't worry"

and then we all sang get him back and ballad of a homeschool girl and then they both gave me a hug. stop this is adorable

once we finished that i got back into my car that they sent and told jimmy that i would see him later, then went back to the hotel.

"i got back the hotel to see adi, there being my stylist with a whole bunch of options, a makeup artist, hair stylists and johnny sleeping on the bed.