Chapter 18: A Little Comedy Break (Entity 303 POV)

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*Entity 303 POV*

"That... little... traitor!" I screamed, taking my rage out by accidentally incinerating a group of Zombie Pigmen nearby. The rest of their pack turned their heads towards me.

"Uh... oh...," I said, realizing a bit too late what I had just done.

*Random Piglin POV*

It was just another boring day in the Nether. I was just admiring my gold sword and armor that I recently just acquired.

"Hey guys, check out this cool sword!" I snorted to some other piglins nearby.

They started to gather around when we heard a voice screaming behind us. Naturally, we all looked towards the commotion.

(A/N: Now play the song "Break Me Down" by Catiso at 0:45 seconds in.)

"Stop! I am your ruler and I command you to stop chasing me!" A hooded figure was shouting for his life, being chased by a small horde of Zombie Pigmen.

The pigs ignored their supposed "leader" and kept chasing, angry that someone had killed their brethren.

(A/N: Now stop the song here.)

"Bwahahaha!" my Piglin brothers and I laughed as we watched. It was always so hilarious watching someone getting chased by those vengeful mobs. We knew the attacker would always be toast.

"Should we also chase after him?" a Piglin next to me asked, trying to recover from the sudden burst of laughter  "He's not wearing any gold armor."

"Nah, the Zombie Pigmen have got this," I chortled.  "Let's let them have some fun!"

*Entity 303 POV*

(A/N: You can continue the song here.)

"Ahhhh!" I screamed, running as fast as I could. The pigs were right on my heels.

"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!" I tried apologizing to them as I drank a potion of fire resistance. They can't be this dumb, right?

I jumped into the lava that covered the floor of the Nether, the potion keeping myself protected from any fire damage. When the Zombie Pigmen reached the cliff that I jumped off of, some of them didn't have time to stop and fell into the lava themselves.

(A/N: Okay, you can stop the music now.)

"Take that, suckers!" I bragged as I floated on my back in the lava.

"Oh, come on! Why do you guys have to be fireproof?!" I cried, throwing Ender Pearls to teleport myself as far away as I could from those pigs.

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"Finally!" I gasped, reaching for a platform to pull myself up.

Now, to get my revenge on Herobrine for betraying me, I thought. I need to first get my hands on that beacon he uses. When we first threw punches at each other way back, he pulled out that weapon to power himself up. He thought it only worked for him. But he was wrong.

I made my way back to my Fortress. On the way, I passed a group of Piglins, who looked shocked that I managed to survive the chase. "Yeah, that's right! I'm alive and kickin'," I bragged to them.

Anyways, it turns out that the beacon actually powered both of us, not just him, I continued my thought process.  There might be a way to change its code so that only I get the power buff. So my next plan should be to locate and secure that beacon.  But how should I do that?

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I knew what I had to do.  I would steal the beacon right under Herobrine's nose, use it to boost my own powers, and use those powers to take over every Raelo in existence.  Then, I'd be unstoppable!

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