Rohit: My parents are also 4 years apart.
Virat: With you?
Rohit: EXCUSE ME!?!?
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Harry: Where is your manner?
Rahul: Out of all of the humans, You are talking about manner right now?
Harry: Yes, manner! M-A-N-E-R
Jassi: M-A-N-N-E-R
Harry and Rahul shoot Jassi a glare, who awkwardly smiles
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Anushka (clapping): Look, Vami! Papa is playing today. Cheer for RCB!
Vamika (clapping along): Yay, Papa!
Anushka (smiling): That's right, darling. Go, RCB!
Vamika: Go, RCB!
Commentator (voiceover): And here comes the delivery... Rohit Sharma hits it high and it's going... going... gone! That's a huge six!
Vamika (excitedly jumping up and down): Yay, Chachu! Go Chachu!
Anu (laughing): Oh no, Vami, we're cheering for Papa and RCB today!
Vami (insistent): No, Chachu! Go Chachu!
Anu: Laughs
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Sammy: Why can't I just quit school?
Rohit: Cause, it is against the law and they will put me in jail if you quit school
Sammy (Looks at Rohit in the eye): Don't worry dada, me and Vi chachu will visit you
Virat (grinning proudly): That's my girl! I'm so proud of you, Sammy. You've got the right attitude.
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Ash: Why are Rohit, Jinks, and Virat rolling on the floor laughing? And GOD what happened to Jaddu's head?
Bhuvi (sighs): Jaddu was about to hit his head on the door of the cabinet, so I told him to duck and that idiot, quacked at me.
Ash: Oh man, I missed it. I really wanted to see that! It sounds like it was pure gold.
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Jaadu: Nidhu just asked if 10 is a big number. What do I tell her?
Bhuvi (sighs deeply): What...?
Jaddu: 10 hairs on the head, isn't a lot of hairs, But 10 hairs in the soup, is a lot.
Bhuvi: Is there actually something wrong with you?
Jaddu: Why? Context and Unit are important!!
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Virat: Am I hot for you?
Rohit: Of course baby girl
Virat: Laughs
Rohit: If it made you uncomfortable then it worked...But if it made you horny it also worked
Jinks: God, someone save me from these two.
Rohirat laughs uncontrollably
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Was working on my Rohika fic, but then I got the urge to write some funny snippets, so here I am. LOL, Do let me know if it was funny enough or not...and maybe or maybe not, a part 2 can be there, IDK.. tho rn I am out of jokes but meh
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