Midnight Madness - Rohirat (Chat Oneshot)

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Virat
Goooooood morning to my beautiful best friend! 🌞💖

Rohit
Who the fuck messages such shit at 11 in the night?
😒

Virat
Okay, well, you were supposed to be asleep and weren't supposed to open that until the morning, so fuck off.

Rohit
Vi, you do realize that it's 11 PM, right?
Like, in the night.
Not even the early bird is up at this hour.

Virat
Hey, I'm just being a thoughtful friend.
You should be grateful.

Rohit
Thoughtful?
Which psychopath schedules good morning texts for midnight?

Virat
The kind of psychopath who cares about his best friend's day starting off right! 😜

Rohit
You're a pain, you know that?

Virat
But I'm your pain❤️

Rohit
😒😒
Unfortunately

Virat
Aw, don't be like that.
You know you love me.

Rohit
Surely
.....
When I'm not tempted to strangle you.

Virat
Aww, come on, don't be such a grump 😐😐
I was just spreading some positive vibes!

Rohit
🙄Positive vibes my ass.
More like annoying vibes.

Virat
Admit it, you love my messages.

Rohit
Fine, maybe a tiny bit.
But only a tiny bit.

Virat
Knew it!
My charm is irresistible. 😎

Rohit
😒😒
Your ego is definitely irresistible 

Virat
Ego? Please.
It is called Confidence 😏
And not to mention you should be grateful for my enthusiasm.
It's infectious! 😄

Rohit
     What's infectious is my desire to throw my phone out the window right now.

Virat
Come on, lighten up.
Remember that time we had to wake up at 4 AM for training?
This is nothing.

Rohit
That was for cricket.
This is you being annoyingly cheerful at a ridiculous hour.

Virat
Oh, come on, Ro!
I just couldn't wait till morning to tell you how amazing you are!

Rohit
🤨
Are you drunk?

Virat
Nope, just high on life and friendship!

Rohit
I'm blocking you.

Virat
No, don't!
Who will I send my 2 AM workout selfies to? 

Rohit
Send them to my Sharma sis.
She signed up for that craziness, not me.

Virat
I'm offended, man😔
You can't just unsign from my craziness like this!

Rohit
Okay, Mr. I am offended.
How about you try sending 'your positive vibes' at a normal time?

Virat
Where's the fun in that?

Rohit
😑😑
Fun for you.
   Torture for me.

Virat
Admit it, your night is now 100% better because of me😎

Rohit
Ugh  Fine, you win.
My night is now even better all thanks to your message.
Happy?

Virat
Extremely😊

Rohit
😐😑
And you are officially the weirdest best friend ever.
Goodnight, Kohli.

Virat
Goodnight, Sharma
Dream of all the runs you'll score thanks to my positive vibes!

Rohit
Blocking you for real this time.

Virat
Love you too!
Sweet dreams, my beautiful best friend!

Rohit
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
Goodnight.

Virat
Night! 😘

Rohit
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Goodnight, you idiot.


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IDK what I was thinking while writing this lmao. On a serious note, I got this idea in the middle of an event I was hosting, so wrote it, during the break lol. Also, in a few hours after wrapping the event, I am gonna publish my Rohika book, so look forward to it :)

Do let me know your thoughts on this.

PS. I read an article that said Shreyas might come back to the squad via Sri Lanka ODIs and I am super excited for his comeback!

XOXO!

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