Harry: Jass, can I go to the toilet? Then we can continue this game.
Jassi: It is May
Harry: It is October bro...but whatever can I go??
Jassi: No..May I go to the toilet?
Harry: But why are you asking me?
after a few seconds of awkward silence
Harry: So can I go?
Jassi (sighs): Yeah just go, and do me a favor by not coming back.
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Vi: WHY ARE YOU LATE?!?
Ro: I overslept
Vi: ITS A WEEDING
Ro: I overslept
Vi and Jinks: YOU ARE THE FUCKING GROOM!!
Ro: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?
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Flight attendant: Before landing make sure all small objects are safe and secure.
Shubman turning towards Ishan
Ishan: Don't
Shubman: I am not doing anything
Ishan: Good
Shubman: .....
Shubman: You feeling safe and secure?
Ishan looks at Shubman and throws his backpack at Shubman
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Ro: Hmmm.
Vi: Hmmm?
Ro: Hmm. Hm.
Vi: Hmmmm.
Rohirat nodded at each other
Shreyas: Did they understand each other?
Jinks: They are soulmates, kid, of course, they understand each other.
Rishu (bursts into the room): I swear I heard Minecraft villagers
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Interviewer: So do you have any plans to get married this year?
Siraj: I swear to fucking god, if I hear this question one more goddamn time, I am going to beat one of you with the fucking mic
Jassi: He said, he wants to focus on his career, hahaha
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Jassi: Where is Harry?
Ishu: Doing stuff
Jassi: Don't like the sound of that, where are Rah and Kul?
Ishu: Stopping Harry bhai from doing stuff.
Jassi: Rishu and Yuzi?
Ishu: Stopping Rah and Kul Bhaiyas so that Harry bhai can do the stuff.
Jassi: And you?
Ishu: Distracting you, so Harry Bhai can do the stuff.
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Rohit and Virat are arrested
Policeman: What are your names?
Vi: Don't tell him, Rohit.
Policeman (writing down): Rohit.
Virat: Oh FUCK.
Ro: Nice Job, Virat.
Policeman: Rohit and Virat.
Rohit: FUCK.
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Rohirat sneaking in through their room's window
Mahi Bhai (turns his chair and flicks the lights on): So you want to tell me where you both have been all night?
Rohirat: W-We were...uh..eating out with ..with Yuvi Pa
Yuvi Pa (turns his chair): Wanna try again?
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Ash: Why are you lying on the floor?
Jaddu: I lost something
Ash: What did you lose?
Jaddu:...Balance
Ash: You mean you fell?
Jaddu: Yeah. For you.
Ash: Say that again, and I will make sure, you fall 6 feet under us.
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Ro: I am so cold
Vi: Well I don't control the climate...
Jinks: Yeah, even I am cold, Ro.
Vi: Oh, here take my jacket, my hoodie. Should I hug you? Or make some hot chocolate or coffee for you? Do you need a blanket or something?
Jinks (sensing a Rohirat fight is gonna come): Uh, no need, I will go and grab my hoodie myself
Vi shrugs and turns around to face Ro
Ro looks at him with disbelief look
Ro: BITCH
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I am back with part 3 of lame jokes lmao. Writing such snippets makes me laugh too lmao. Do let me know which one is your favorite.
PS. A NEW BOOK IS GONNA BE OUT...IT IS OF VIRUSHKA'S AND IS A CHAOTIC CENTRAL....
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