Destined... | Anthony 'Ant' Vaugn

019 'Amerie is an asshole'

SLTS v.s Cum Lords   
Part 1 

'That bitch bullied me from year 6 to year 8' 

'She threw a basketball at my face because I listen to Ed Sheeran, I only like 'shape of you' ' 

'She put a prawn in my sleeping bag in year 9 camp' 

'She broke my model' 

'She broke my girlfriends model' 

'She's basically the reason I left Hartley, she used me for my body' 

'That fucking map' 

'She led me on for 2 years' 

'She called me a self-righteous hag' 

'She told me I look like gollum...' 

'Amerie tried to down me in a public bathroom' 

'She called me mayonnaise fuck' 

'She's just a fucking bitch' 

'She gave me a vagina wedgie' 

'She put hot glue in my retainer during art' 

'I got arrested because of her' 

'She's the reason why I turned straight' 

'She water boarded me under the drinking fountain' 

'She said I fingered my dog' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

'Amerie is an asshole' 

"You know I made that whole 'Amerie is an asshole' thing," Missy says proudly. I look at her. We are reading all of the things under Bird Psycho.  

"Actually? no way. Proud of you Miss," I say high-fiving her and we laugh. 

"Well I basically started it, I was the first one to say it, then everyone else did. So I'm taking credit for it," she adds, making me laugh. 

"I'd take credit for it if I was you, Trademark it," I say laughing. We continue scrolling through the thread. "Jesus she has done some crazy shit,"

"Maybe we don't tell Malakai, leave him to find it. I fell bad bombarding him with it," Missy says, I nod agreeing.

"Yeah, let him find it on his own, He's been through too much these past weeks. He needs a break," I agree. "Anyway, one less person in the running to worry about," 

"Like Amerie was gunna get it anyway," Missy says and we laugh walking into school.  

~~ 

"Well, I am really glad to see you all. I was kind worried no one would show up," Jojo says. We are now sitting in very different SLTs class, no Spider, no Ant, no boys other than Malakai. It is now an elective and most people elected out. "And I'm pleased to see some new faces too," 

"Still your SLTs Miss," Amerie says to which Jojo smiles. 

"I thought you'd be too busy with your campaign to make time for sexual literacy," Sasha quips. Harper rushes into the door panting and sits down quickly. Like she'd just ran a marathon.