SLTs vs Cum Lords
Part 2
"No, I think we should take over the showers, let them wash their nuts in the dunnies," Sasha says, and we all burst into laughter. I had caught up with them in the halls after seeing Ant, and now I'm feeling good. After the win, I'd changed into my orange-and-yellow corseted top and low-waisted jeans. Victory felt good, and we were all still riding the high as we made our way to SLTs.
"Did you see their faces?" Missy asks, her grin infectious.
"Dumb lords," I say, giggling.
"Literally," Sasha agrees as we settle into our seats.
Jojo starts speaking as we sit down. "It's great that the conflict was resolved through physical methods, but there are plenty of other safe spaces in school that we can—"
"Something to add, Zoe?" Jojo asks, confused, as Zoe cuts her off with a laugh.
"Well, is this a safe space?" Zoe asks pointedly.
"I'd hope so?" Jojo responds, glancing at the rest of us.
"Or is it just a space that encourages teens to have sex?" Zoe fires back.
"I wouldn't say that," Jojo remarks, looking slightly rattled.
"Um, I'm sorry, Miss, but I think Zoe and her Puritans are in the wrong class," Darren interjects, the room filling with stifled laughter.
"Yeah, seriously, Zoe," I say, giving her a pointed look. "This class is all about sex, so what are you even doing here? Want us to talk about bunnies instead?"
Zoe glares at me but doesn't respond.
"Yeah, we're sex-positive here," Darren adds, their tone playful but firm.
"Yeah, I'm sex-positive too. Positive that meaningless sex leaves you feeling like shit," Zoe shoots back.
Her words hit a little too close to home, but I keep my composure. "And I'm positive you've never had sex at all," I retort, locking eyes with her.
"Yeah, speak for yourself, Zoe," Amerie chimes in.
"I am, actually," Zoe insists. "I've gone... 56 days. And I feel amazing." She holds up her phone to show a tracking app. I squint to get a better look as her little crew pulls out their phones, all showing the same app.
"No masturbation, no sex," she announces proudly.
"What even is that?" I ask, tilting my head in confusion.
"It's all over TikTok," Zoe says with a smug smile.
"Hun, this is not the right class for you," I say, shaking my head with a laugh.
"Celibacy improves mental clarity and energy levels—" Zoe begins.
"Isn't it, like, good for your hormones or immune system or something when you have an orgasm?" I say, glancing at Sasha for backup.
Sasha nods. "Yeah, I saw a TikTok that says orgasms actually improve the immune system and cardiovascular health."
Jojo sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose. "If we could all stop taking medical advice from TikTok, that would be great."
"I'm happier, I have a stronger sense of self-worth," Zoe continues. "I'm in a committed relationship. Felix. He's in Year 12."
Missy raises her eyebrows and makes a sarcastic woah okay gesture.
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Destined... | Anthony 'Ant' Vaugn
Fanfiction*UNDER EDITING BEFORE I FINISH THE BOOK* When a girl slowly starts to realise, she is in love with her brother's best friend after she finds a sex map. Or, When a boy tries to find a way to tell her best friend's sister, he has been in love with her...
