Now Brer Rabbit was demonstrating his superpower.
"See? I's such a supah mind reeda, I knows wut's in ever'body's mail faw day sends it" he said.
Neil raised his hand. "One question. Isn't it illegal to mind read other people's mail?"
"Ya know you ain't really Commishna Gordon, right?" said Brer Rabbit.
Burt ushered him off the stage. "Thank you, Mind Rabbit. Now, let's move on to our hero of many voices, Power Patty."
He whispered to Patty, "Do you remember how to do the voices?"
"Yeah. And what accents to use. But I gotta confess, I'm not that great at it" Patty whispered back.
"Just do your best. Pretend you're impressing a TV director" said Burt.
Patty faced Neil. "My power is changing my voice so no criminal recognizes me."
She did an awful British accent. "Ere's an example of scaring away a British crook, guvna!"
"That doesn't sound any different" said Neil.
"An' day sed my powa would blow up in ma face" said Brer Rabbit.
"Brer Burt, do I need ter warm up ma arm hawns? I jes' washed, so day's in tune" said Brer Bear.
"No!" Burt snapped.
Neil stood up. "Boy Wonder! May I speak to you privately?"
"I'd rather have witnesses" Burt mumbled.
He went outside where Neil confronted him.
"Boy Wonder," Neil scolded. "These beings are obviously not superheroes. And I'm legitimately concerned I'm in danger just being around them."
Burt sighed. "Oh, alright. Sir, the truth is... I lied about Splash Mountain. It's just a mountain full of critters."
"So you've been lying to me all this time?" Neil gasped. "Boy Wonder, the word lie shouldn't even be in your vocabulary."
"I'm really sorry for lying, sir" said Burt.
"Well, you can think about that on the way back to the Batcave" said Neil. "Go pack your things this minute!"
"But sir..." Burt protested.
"Now! But before we go, you didn't let that wretched rabbit read your mail, did you?" said Neil.
"Even if I did, I couldn't get it back" said Burt. "Brer Rabbit never leaves a paper trail."
