Alastor x Lucifer oneshots

Skits part idk

*Luicfer is standing in his and Alastor shared bedroom, Lucifer is budy trying on outfits Charlie gave him. Lucifer walked over to Alastor wearing a rainbow button-up along with flared jeans that had heart stitched onto the back pockets*

Lucifer: "What do you think, deer?"

Alastor: *Glancing up from his book* "You look like a f×cking zest fest."
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*Lucifer trying to flirt*

Lucifer: "Do you believe in love at first sight-or should I walk by again?

Alastor: *Not even paying attention* "Let me know, I'll trip you next time

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*Charlie is doing interviews with all the hotel staff members*

Charlie: "What part of your morning routine takes the longest?"

Angel: "Getting fat nuggets out of bed and putting on my makeup."

Nifty: "Picking out an outfit to wear!"

Alastor: "Finding the will to live."

Charlie: "Oh, uhm. What about you, dad?"

Lucifer: "Helping Alastor find the will to live."

Charlie: "..."
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*After an extermination*

Lucifer: *Panicking* "Alastor!! Are you okay?!

Alastor: *Bleeding from multiple cuts, cupping Lucifers face in his hand* "Your majesty...you have beautiful eyes.."

Lucifed: *Looking over to Charlie with a light blush on his cheeks* "Charlie, hurry up! He's lost his mind!"
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-How Charlie found out about Alastor dating her dad-

*Charlie barging into Lucifers room one early morning*

Charlie: "Good morning, dad!"

Luicfer: *Half asleep under the covers* "Ah..what??"

Alastor: *Sitting up on the other side of the bed, shirtless* "Is it really that difficult to lock a f×cking door?"
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-Midnight- (Literally irl, too:D)

Lucifer: * runs into the living room* "I heard crying

* Sleep deprived Charlie crying*

Lucifer: "Oh no, what's wrong hun?"

*Sleep deprived Charlie still crying* "My hands are too small to pet this cat

Luicfer: "..."

*Alastor, sitting still while Charlie pets him and cries* "Meow."
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*Them talking over drinks*

Angel: "I sleep with a gun under my pillow."

Nifty: "I have a knife under mine."

Alastor: "Both of you are pathetic."

Angel: "Oh yeah, what do you sleep with then?"

Alastor: "Lucifer."
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