Her Freed Spirit

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

 Friday night. I survived my first week as a senior. I managed to avoid Mr. Jerk although he has attempted to bait me into an argument. I also learned that is name is Andre Harris, bur jerk off suits him so much better. Tonight is our monthly "B*tching Movie Night" as Imma has named it. That means junk food, chocolate, movies, and some much needed girl time. Imma and I set ready in my room for Tonii to show up. She's an hour late and we just want to eat chocolate already. We all have matching Minions PJ's just for this special day. Uncle Mike is working, Jamal is at a party, and Jeremiah and Jaden are having a 'Men's Night'.

 The doorbell rings and Imma jumps up to answer for Tonii. A few moments later they both walk back into my room, only one thing is wrong. Tonii is dressed in all black like she plans on kidnapping someone. Imma wears a wide smile as Tonii begins to explain her choice in outfit.

 "Before I tell you this. I need you to keep an open mind." I nod waiting for her to explain. "Tonight I thought we should give the Jerk off some pay back for him being an a** to you and judging you. I did some research and found out where he lives. I.."

 "Wait how??" I ask slightly worried about what she did to get the information.

 "Working in the office for Service does some good. I also staked out the address to make sure the school had it right. And they did. So...I figured we should get even. I have ski masks, paint ball guns that are fully loaded, toilet paper rolls, rotten eggs, and paint balloons. It's Friday night and we should do something crazy and have fun."

 "Well I'm in. It sounds fun plus its been a while since I got revenge on someone." Imma shouted while leaping off my bed.

 I stared at my two best friends. These two people asking me to cause vandalism to another human's home, to possibly break laws, to possibly get arrested. Jeremiah told me to walk on the wild side. But this wild?? "Oh what the Shizzballs! I'm in." And with my approval we get ready for our crazy adventure. Tonii hands us duffle bags that contain sweat pants, tanks tops, hoodies, boots. All the clothes were black. We put the black outfit over our PJ's and tied our hair in buns Tonii handed us our black ski masks.

 "Here, these are for communicating. Coco is the all clear word while Yellow means trouble." Tonii handed us Walkie Talkies. "And these are so no finger prints are left behind." She hands us rubber gloves and thick black gloves.  We are all set for our mission which we let Imma name. Bad idea. She named it "Project: I can't believe its not butter." We felt like Seal Team 6.

 Heading down stairs I see Jeremiah and Jaden are still up. "Hey Jeremiah. Were heading out to trash someone's house! Be back soon." I yelled to them.

 "Have fun. And remember if you get arrested the phone calls only last 1 minute, so use the word cucumbers if you need me to bail you out." He responds.

 "And bring back some ice cream!" Jaden adds before I lock the front door. Tonii walks to a black pickup truck which we know isn't here's. She owns a blue Toyota Camry. "Don't worry its not stolen. It is not registered so it wont be traced back to anyone. Get in." We do as we are told. And we drive off to Mr. Jerk's house. Driving there we decide to get in the mode for what we are about to do. T.I? No! Meek Mills? No! Lil Wayne? No! Nas? No! Eminem? No! Ludacris? No! Drake? No! Tupac? No! Biggie? No! ASAP Rocky? No! But One Direction.

 There we are driving to trash someone's house while jamming to 'Best Song Ever'. After 20 minutes we pull up to an empty lot and get out with all the supplies. "His house is three blocks away. Parking here would be less suspicious and the neighbors will not see us." Tonii explains as she leads the way to the house. 4512 Fulton drive. The house has two stories and is painted a light gray. The one car in the drive way is his and his parents will not be home for the next three hours. All this information is from Tonii's "Connections". His house has a fence that leads to the back yard and we decide to start there. We thanked Fat sweet baby Jesus that the fence was open.

 Our trashing begins. Toilet paper is thrown over the shed and all throughout the grass. Purple dye is put in the swimming pool. Eggs are smashed against the shed. Bird seeds laced with laxatives are spread throughout the entire back yard. Happy with our work in the back yard we decide to start on the front. Imma throws toilet paper in the bushes and front trees of the house. Tonii starts bombarding the front of the house with paint balloons making as little noise as possible. I get the task of egging the house. Once our individual tasks our done we assemble for the grand finale. 

 Grabbing our paint ball guns we begin shorting at the house. We manage to avoid all of the windows so we don't break any glass. We also decide to shot up his car. Imma had a little to much fun with his car. She there eggs at it and even put sugar in his gas tank. Suddenly Mr. Jerk opens his front door trying to see what's going on. Tonii takes this chance to shoot paint balls at him in the chest.

 "I'm calling the police!!!" he yells and we all decide to take off in the opposite direction that we came. We all run back to the car and Tonii makes a call. We take a few minutes to catch our breathes before taking off the all black clothes and stuffing them into duffle bags with the paintball guns. Instead of getting in the car we wait 2 minutes before her cousin Ben pulls up in her car.

 "Hey Imma and Sophia. Its good to see y'all again. Happy to help my little cuz get some revenge. Go ahead and take your car. I'll take the truck back to the shop." He gives us hugs and Tonii a kiss before getting in the truck and leaving. We get into Tonii's car and head to Dairy queen to get some ice cream. I grab two Strawberry Cheesequake ice cream cake for us to eat. And we all head back to my house.

 "I brought ice cream Cake!" I yell once we get in the house. Jeremiah comes into the kitchen

 "Nice to see I didn't have to bond my little sister and her two best friends out from jail. Jaden is sleeping so we will save him some."

 "It was epic!!! That s*it was fun and crazy and just f*cking unbelievable!" Imma says while eating her slice of ice cream cake.

 "Jeremiah, check it out. I took pictures." Tonii throws him a track phone to see our handy work.

 "Wow this is just amazing. It looks like it was fun." He passes the phone around so we all can look at our amazing work. "Did you have fun Sophy?" Imma asks.

 "Honestly?" They all nod.

 "Hell freaking yes. That shizz was just amazeballs!! I have never done something so crazy yet so fun and amazing. I felt bad at certain times but them remembered that he was a jerk to me and deserved it for judging me."

 "Wait this is the dude that called you an air head?" Jeremiah says shocked.

 "Yes that jerk off." Tonii responds to his question.

 "Wow. I'm proud of you Sophy! And here I thought my little sister was all sweet and innocent. Nice to know its a little bad a** inside of you." Jeremiah kisses my forehead and then heads up to his room.

 "To the success of Project: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!!!" Tonii says while holding up her spoon. Me and Imma clink spoons with her. It felt good to not be so innocent and be a little evil for once. Next time I will not be this evil. Maybe just flat some tires. Yeah that sounds fun. Maybe their craziness is rubbing off on me.