Heavenly As Hell

Lord, give me strength!

Interior - St. Michael's Church - Sunday Morning

Woo-jin: (flustered, mumbling) "Th-thank you, Min-ji. I... I'm just here to worship."

**Min-ji**: (with exaggerated praise) "Oh, you're not just worshiping; you're looking like a divine angel. Really, it's impressive how you can stay so handsome and holy at the same time."

A few of the elderly ladies sitting in front of Woo-jin turn around, their eyes widening in disbelief. They exchange whispered comments, some looking scandalized, others amused.

**Lady 1**: (whispering to Lady 2) "Is that girl seriously talking like that in church?"

**Lady 2**: (whispering back) "I've never seen anything like this. It's a miracle... and not in the good way."

**Lady 3**: (whispering) "She's bold, I'll give her that. And her outfit... well, it's certainly a statement."

Meanwhile, Woo-jin tries to maintain his composure, his face turning a deep shade of red. He keeps his eyes closed and prays harder, hoping that somehow this ordeal will pass.

**Woo-jin**: (muttering) "Lord, please grant me patience and strength..."

Min-ji, still chewing her lollipop, continues her playful assault.

**Min-ji**: "You know, Woo-jin, I bet you're the hottest guy in this whole church. It's like you were made to stand out. Don't you agree?"

Woo-jin's prayers become increasingly desperate as he tries to ignore Min-ji's flirtatious comments. He finally turns to her, his expression a mix of embarrassment and determination.

**Woo-jin**: "Min-ji, perhaps we can talk about this after the service? I'm trying to focus on prayer."

**Min-ji**: (pouting) "Oh, come on. I'm just making church a bit more interesting."

Despite his efforts to stay composed, Woo-jin can't help but feel overwhelmed. He glances around at the disapproving glares from the congregation, wishing for the service to end so he can talk to Min-ji in a more private setting.

**Woo-jin**: (softly, but firmly) "I appreciate your enthusiasm, Min-ji, but maybe tone it down a little?"

Min-ji grins mischievously, her plan working better than she expected.

**Min-ji**: "Okay, okay. I'll behave. But you better be ready for more excitement in the future!"

Woo-jin's face is a mix of relief and lingering shock as he tries to refocus on his prayers. Min-ji sits back, still chewing her lollipop with a satisfied smile, enjoying the chaos she's created.

** After the Service**

Exterior - St. Michael's Church - Sunday Morning*

The service concludes, and the congregation begins to file out of the church, murmuring quietly among themselves. As Woo-jin steps outside, he's greeted by the bright sunlight and the sight of Min-ji waiting for him at the foot of the church steps. She's still dressed in her bold, attention-grabbing outfit, and her playful smirk is hard to miss.

**Min-ji**: (teasingly) "There you are, Woo-jin! Did you miss me?"

Woo-jin, still slightly flustered from the earlier events, hesitates before walking over to her. He tries to maintain his polite demeanor, but it's clear he's uncomfortable.

**Woo-jin**: (nervously) "Min-ji, that was... an interesting service."

**Min-ji**: (giggling) "Interesting? I'd say it was unforgettable. You know, you really should loosen up a bit, Woo-jin. Life's too short to be so serious all the time."

She playfully taps his arm, and Woo-jin stiffens at the contact, glancing around to see if anyone from the church is watching. A few elderly women from the congregation are standing nearby, their eyes fixed on the pair with a mix of disapproval and curiosity.

**Woo-jin**: (awkwardly) "I... I appreciate your enthusiasm, Min-ji, but we're in front of the church. Maybe we could save these conversations for a more... appropriate time?"

**Min-ji**: (leaning in, grinning) "Oh, come on, Woo-jin. Why wait? You're such a good-looking guy. You deserve to have a little fun!"

Woo-jin's face turns crimson as he shifts uncomfortably, trying to find the right words.

**Woo-jin**: (stammering) "It's not that... I mean, it's just... I believe in modesty and respect, especially in such a sacred place."

Min-ji giggles again, clearly enjoying Woo-jin's discomfort. She twirls a strand of her hair between her fingers, her eyes twinkling with mischief.

**Min-ji**: "Sacred or not, I think you're just too cute when you're flustered. Seriously, Woo-jin, you're like a walking saint. But even saints need to have a little fun, right?"

Woo-jin glances around again, desperate for an escape. The congregation members continue to watch, some whispering among themselves. He clears his throat, trying to maintain his composure.

**Woo-jin**: (politely) "Min-ji, I'm sure you mean well, but I think we should be more mindful of where we are."

Min-ji leans in even closer, her voice dropping to a playful whisper.

**Min-ji**: "Oh, I'm very mindful, Woo-jin. But you know what? I think you're just too adorable when you're trying to be all proper and holy. It's like you're challenging me to see how far I can push you."

Woo-jin takes a small step back, trying to put some distance between them without being rude. His heart races as he struggles to stay composed.

**Woo-jin**: (softly) "I'm not challenging you, Min-ji. I just... I want to make sure we both approach this with respect and understanding."

Min-ji laughs lightly, clearly amused by his continued efforts to remain polite.

**Min-ji**: (playfully) "You're too sweet, Woo-jin. But I can tell you're a challenge worth taking on. Don't worry, I'll teach you how to have fun, one flirty comment at a time."

Woo-jin's face turns an even deeper shade of red as he glances around again, hoping for a way out of this conversation. He can feel the eyes of the congregation members on him, and it's making him more uncomfortable by the second.

**Woo-jin**: (gently) "Min-ji, maybe we should talk more about this later. I really think we should be respectful of the church and the people here."

Min-ji finally relents, seeing that she's pushed him as far as she can for now. She flashes him a bright smile and steps back, her demeanor still playful.

**Min-ji**: "Alright, alright. I'll give you a break for now. But don't think you're off the hook, Woo-jin. I'm not done with you yet."

She winks at him and turns to leave, her heels clicking against the pavement as she walks away, leaving Woo-jin standing there, feeling both relieved and bewildered.

**Woo-jin**: (to himself) "Lord, give me strength..."

As Min-ji disappears around the corner, Woo-jin takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself. He glances back at the church, then looks up at the sky, silently praying for guidance as he tries to make sense of his unconventional fiancée.

(To be continued)