𝘒𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘺 ༯
Apart of the FAMU & Heaven series. You don't have to read FAMU or Heaven is a Teenage Girl to read the book!!
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Jayunni:
"Yall wanna go back to the house and shit! Is yall crazy!?" Ma said to me and symere through the phone.
"Yes." Symere said.
"She can't talk. Her water broke with Laya and the muhfucka just standing there while I'm playing the game. Then took a long ass shower afterwards too." We heard dad say.
"Look at you ma. Xolana Hypocrite Daniels. Yo middle name ain't Noelle no more." Symere said.
"Kiss my ass. Make sure yall grab everything. The girls bags, yall bags, the car seats. Everything." Ma said.
"Ewwww yall this is getting too serious for me!" I said as i quickly stripped out my dress.
"Oh it wasn't getting serious when you was being grown tho was it!? Fuck you G." Dad said.
"Don't be mean to me right now!" I said stepping in the shower.
"Exactly! You know what it's okay! You'll be the last one to see the blue jays! Don't even worry bout it!" Symere said.
"That hospital gone get blown up fucking round with me." Dad said.
"Ight yall go head and head to the hospital. We need yall there. We ain't never had no kids before." Symere said.
"Yes we need the support and encouragement. Oh my goodness I'm literally finna be a freaking mama. I'm just jay! Why am i mama!?" I said.
"Yeen no just jay! You jayunni pooda wooda sweet caring loving best fiancé baby mama in the world jay!" Symere said.
"Tell her again! You superwoman jay!" Ma said.
"Top flight gangsta ass jay!" Dad said.
"Da come on now dawg. Like fuck is you on?" Symere said making us laugh.
"G thats some gangsta ass shit to be carrying and having two babies and shit." He said.
"Ahhhhh! I got a contraction!" I yelled dramatically.
"It hurt that bad already!?" Symere asked panicking.
"No. I just wanna be dramatic because I'm in labor." I said laughing.
"Ion think i had a kid yet that ain't piss me off G. Not fucking one. Shut yo ass up jay." Dad said.
"I will not. Cause I'm in labor." I said.
"Let me know when you feel the next one. Gotta put it in my notes." Symere said.
"Can we do the kordell TikTok with the suitcase? But instead of the suitcase we can do the car seats." I said.
"Yeah if you hurry yo ass up." He said.
"I'm coming." I said.
"That's some shit Ian gone be able to hear again for some weeks. Fuck!" Symere said.
