my life lol

dogs is ruining my chance of being aproached by any other dude!!!!

ok so dog right? *audience throws tomatoes* ya strange kid *audience agrees* 

ok lol sry im done roleplaying lmao

ok so one night at our highschool retreat there was a kareoke (idk how to spell it) night and i LOVE KAREOKE AND DANCE PARTYS >:) 

so most my grade was all in a little clump talking in little constantly changing groups and all just hanging out and ofc wilson comes up to harrass me and he after i got done bullying him about his buzzed hair (the teacher let the guys in his cabin use his razor to buzz their hair for fun), he told me pickle was gonna sing a solo.

( side note; it was incredibaly painful to watch and i wanted to die out of second hand embarressment but some of us cheered him on to make him hopefully not notice how bad it was)

so we talked and like just the two of us which was uper rare cus typically hes surrounded by frat boys when he harrases me

we talked and danced next to each other for a lot of the time but when "that should be me - justin beiber" came on UGHHHHHH

i swear he humilates me on purpose

ok so he would randomly sing lryics super loud into my ear and it scared me SO bad

like hed be like "that should be me buying YOU GIFTS" and it was so annoying but also i couldnt help but laugh

i tried to look away from him the whole time so he wouldnt notice me laughing dispite my attempts at holding it in but he noticed and so he did it most the song

but the parts he was singing at me were the romantic one that were like "that should be feeling your kiss that should be me buying you gifts" or some cringy shit like that

but guy.... the look on the guys around hims faces as they witnessed whatever tf was going on was so baddd like i was embbarrased and tired from dancing so my face was a little red and it looked REALY BAD from an outsiders perspective

UGHHH i already regected him but he still does shit like this T-T