my life lol

the menace that is pickle

ok so there was this kid, pickle, and he's not the most handsome guy and was fat (idk how to say it nicely I'm sorry) 

and dog (read the previous ch) had made a rumor that I liked pickle and I told him it was a rumor and I didn't but I don't think he believed me..

anyways he liked me and dog told me pickle told him he said he was "taking it slow on me" 

EWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWW EWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EW NO I HATE THAT EWWWWW

why do only the kids I DO NOT WANT like me ughhh

see I think I accidently sparked him thinking I liked him one football game when he was alone with some rock he was sharpening so I asked him what he was doing and he told me he was making an obsidian rock knife so I was ganeuinly like that sounds kinda cool and asked him about it. My friends came back and so I made a final comment then left with my friends

well he started following me and my friends were like huh...

and I felt bad cause he didn't get the memo that I'm gonna go with my friends now and so I like barely stringed the conversation along until I could break him off in a crowd cause I didn't't wanna just ignore him. 

so he would do a lot of awkward things to try and flirt thinking I liked him and several attempts were witnessed by the frat boys and dog and they would encourage him and laugh. it was so uncomfy ughh

but this summer I had to go to summer camp that he happened to be at and so he saw me. 

but dog called me after the trip and mid conversation told me pickle had said he didn't like me anymore because my body hair was gross

TF WHAT??!!! like bro u have it tooooooooo UGHH

and he said it in front of several guys in my grade like that's so mean and embarrassing for me 

so now I don't feel any pity to be nice to him.  low-key what a relief tho. like I feel so freeee lol

YAYYY I DONT HAVE TO PITY HIM ANYMORE !! 

life is good :)