beeeep. beeeeep.
"Ianora?"
"Hello? Elliot?"
"Yeah. Guess what?"
"You inherited a zoo of penguins."
"Have I?"
"I don't know; you tell me."
"No?"
"Oh. Then what?"
"I got a date tonight."
"..."
"Really? With who?"
"She's super pretty, and super-duper nice too. Oh, and her hair is super light blonde, like yours, only her's is natural."
"Ha, take a shot every time i say super. Oh and I almost forgot; her name is Valerie."
"..."
"Her name is Valerie?"
"Yeah. Also, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually kinda nervous. Gimme tips?"
"I dunno; I've never had a date before."
"Never?"
"Never."
"That's surprising."
"Thank you?"
"Sure. Okay, I'm gonna go fix my hair again. Bye-bye Ianora."
"B-"
call ends
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Honestly Banality
Short Story❝talks between two individuals over piquant drinks. a cheesy romance; it's honestly banality.❞ - - cover by the king @moonrei.
