Not so Enemy? - Porco x Reader

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„Do you need help? I'm still handcuffed to you." He chuckles softly and gestures towards your chained hands. He knows it will be awkward, but he's willing to assist you however he can.
„We must go together in the restroom." You roll your eyes at his comment.
„This is going to be interesting..." Porco tries to maintain his composure but can't help breaking into a small grin at the ridiculous situation.

Upon entering the restroom, Porco and you navigate the small space together.
„Alright, let's figure this out." He chuckles again, trying to lighten the mood as you approach the toilet. He faces the other way, giving you some privacy.
„Just let me know if you need anything."
He says sincerely, trying to make the best of the awkward but intimate situation.

„Please look away! And don't listen to it."

„Of course, I look away. Take your time."
He turns his back fully, giving you more privacy as he waits patiently, „And don't worry, I'll try to focus on something else so I won't even hear anything."

„And can you please move a bit lower."
„So if you were in bed now, I would do that right away." He tries to rile you up. „Please stop that. It is already uncomfortable for me.", you reply.
„Right, sure."
He crouches down slightly, attempting to make himself shorter.
„Like this?" He asks, looking up at you from below, he tries to suppress a grin.

„Yes and now look away!"

Porco smiles, appreciating your modesty.
„Sure. I won't peek, I promise."
He turns his back completely once again, giving you privacy as he looks away. He waits attentively, ready to assist you in any way he can. As he waits, he can't help but find the situation amusing and yet endearing. He can hear movement behind him, indicating that you managing the situation well enough. After a while, he senses you finishing.
„Are you done? Do you need anything else?"
He asks, turning back to face you. He knows your handcuffed situation can make things awkward, but he tries to make the best of it, treating it as a bit of a comedy.

You nod, a grateful smile on the lips.
„Yes, thank you Pocki. I'm done."
He gestures towards the sink, indicating that you should wash your hands together.
„So, how are we going to handle this hand-washing situation?" He asks, grinning at you playfully.
You look at him, a mischievous glimmer in the eyes. „Well, I suggest we embrace the awkwardness. We're tied together, so we might as well make it memorable."
You place your hand under the running water, splashing your hands with water together.
„There, that wasn't so bad, was it? Now let's dry them." You chuckle, grabbing a towel and drying both your hands, not taking the situation too seriously.

The soldier appreciates your playful spirit. „You're right, let's make this moment memorable." He smiles warmly as you dry the hands together, thankful for the humorous atmosphere that you have created. He looks at you with admiration, grateful for your presence and the ability to make even the most awkward situations more enjoyable.
„You have an amazing way of lightening up any situation, Y/N."
He says, his eyes shining with affection.
„And now, let's go in the dining room.", you reply with a grin.

„Alright, let's go. But, how are we going to manage the handcuffs at the dining table? Are we going to share one plate?" He asks, a mischievous grin on his face as he looks at you, curious to see how you are going to handle the situation.

...

Porco and you enter the dining hall, your handcuffed hands drawing attention from the other cadets. Some of them look surprised, while some whisper amongst themselves, curious about the situation. The blonde one raises his eyebrows playfully, acknowledging the stares with a smirk.
„Looks like we caused a bit of a stir, huh?"
He whispers to you, finding amusement in the surprised expressions around you. He keeps walking toward the dining table, ready to make the best of this awkward situation. You finally reach the table, and Porco gestures for you to sit, positioning himself next to you. Armin and Sasha bring bowls of stew to both of you, smiling warmly.
„Here you go! Enjoy!" Sasha says cheerily, placing the bowls in front of you. Armin's expression is more serious, but he nods at you, offering a supportive gesture.

„So let's eat." You look at him warmly.
„Sure thing, let's dig in...Hmm, l've got a problem, though. How are we going to manage eating without making a mess?"
He asks, looking at you with a playful smile. „I guess we'll have to adapt our eating techniques."
You chuckle, finding humor in the situation. You position your bowl closer to Porco, indicating that you should share.
„So, we're going to share this bowl, huh? This is definitely an experience."
He grins playfully, accepting the challenge.

Porco and you begin sharing the bowl of stew, it's quite an amusing sight, drawing amused stares from the others.
Despite the difficulty, you manage to enjoy the meal, sharing the bowls and engaging in playful banter.
Levi sits nearby, his face expressionless as he observes your awkward dining situation. He doesn't make a comment, but his eyes follow your every move, taking note of your interactions.

„Isn't it cute??" Hange leans towards Levi. He glances at Hange, his expression still impassive. „Cute? Tch...."
He replies, his eyes moving back to watch the pair. Hange continues watching with a grin.
„They're certainly making the best of a challenging situation. Sharing a bowl with handcuffs on is quite a feat."
She chuckles, finding amusement in your interactions.
„I suppose they're handling it as well as they can." He acknowledges, still observing you two as you share the bowl with handcuffs. Despite his usual stoicism, a hint of a smile tugs at the corner of his lips.
„It's quite an endearing sight, isn't it? Young love and all that." Hange says playfully.
Levi raises an eyebrow at Hange's comment, a flicker of amusement in his eyes.
„Endearing? I wouldn't go that far, but they are managing the situation well, I suppose."
He responds, his voice holding a touch of dry humor. Hange chuckles, enjoying the little exchange.
„Oh, come on, Levi. You can admit they're quite a charming sight, even with those handcuffs on! It's like a movie scene." She smirks, playfully teasing him.