Luffy stood with exaggerated swagger, two fingers raised to his lips like fake cigarettes. His voice deepened as he puffed out his chest. “Look at me, I’m Sanji,” he declared with an over-the-top drawl, even twisting his eyebrows into spirals to complete the ridiculous impersonation.
“Was it you who ate the meat!?” Luffy bellowed, continuing his parody.
Y/N and Usopp burst into laughter, doubling over. “That’s spot on!” Y/N gasped between chuckles, while Usopp slapped the ground in hysterics.
But the lighthearted moment shattered as Nami’s fist came crashing down on their heads. “WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS!? WE’RE TRAPPED IN A FREAKIN’ CAGE FOR GOD’S SAKE!” she snapped, her frustration boiling over.
Luffy, rubbing the new bump on his head, whined, “Yeah, we know! But what else are we supposed to do? We’re trapped!”
“YOU SHOULD BE SERIOUS BECAUSE WE’RE TRAPPED!” Nami exploded. “WE COULD DIE LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING!?” she stormed over to Zoro, who was slumped against the bars, snoring peacefully.
Nami delivered a sharp punch to his temple, jolting him awake. “What, is it morning already?” Zoro mumbled groggily, rubbing his eyes.
“IT’S ALWAYS BEEN MORNING!” Nami screamed, her patience hanging by a thread.
Meanwhile, from the shadows of the room, a cold, calculating voice broke the tension. “Quite a spirited girl, aren’t you?” Crocodile smirked, his gaze locked on the chaos in the cage.
Nami glared at him, her hands on her hips, as her anger found a new target. “Oh, sure! Laugh it up while you can! Because once this idiot breaks out of here, he’s going to kick your ass all the way to the sky! Right, Luffy?” she barked, her voice dripping with defiance.
“You bet your ass!” Luffy clenched his teeth, the determination in his eyes matching her intensity.
Crocodile’s smile widened, but it was as cold as the desert night. “Your crew has such unwavering trust in you, Straw Hat Luffy... But tell me, is there anything more useless in this world than trust?”
“WHAT WAS THAT!?” Nami shot back, her fists clenched as anger burned in her eyes. “You think you can treat us like idiots!?”
“N-Nami, don’t provoke him!” Usopp stammered, his voice trembling as he tried to pull her back. “He’s going to get really mad if you keep this up!”
Just then, a voice from the top of the stairs boomed through the chamber. “CROCODILE!” Vivi’s voice echoed, carrying the weight of her fury and desperation.
“Vivi!” Luffy shouted, spotting her descending the staircase with determined eyes.
Crocodile’s sinister grin deepened. “Ah, at last, Princess Vivi—though I suppose I should call you Ms. Wednesday now. You’ve done an admirable job evading my assassins and making it this far.”
“I’d follow you to the ends of the earth if it meant watching you die, Mr. 0!” Vivi spat, her face twisted in fury as she unsheathed her weapon, her brows furrowed.
Crocodile’s laughter was low and cruel. “The only death you’ll witness is that of your pathetic country,” he mocked, standing casually as Vivi charged down the stairs.
Her weapon lashed out, a blur of motion as she cried, “Peacock String Slasher!” But as it connected, Crocodile’s head dissolved into sand, dispersing into the air as if he were nothing but a mirage.
“OH!” Luffy gasped in shock, eyes wide with disbelief.
Smoker, standing quietly in the corner, muttered, “It’s useless…” but Y/N, straining to hear, caught the words.
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Wind Demon (One Piece x Male Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/N) is a wind man, he ate the Kuki-Kuki no mi. He finds himself in a complicated situation but gets rescued by a rubber man with a straw hat in return he joins his pirate group, follow along on the strawhats adventures as they try to find the One...
