One day, at Saturn's orbit—
Enceladus: MIMAS, SHUT THE ROCK UP
Mimas: blud CHILL-
Dione: *Facepalm* what happened now?
Enceladus: MIME over here keeps bringing up the Ensalada thing!
Iapetus: Is that the only reason you're acting like a child?
Hyperion: Who's talking to you, two-face?
Enceladus: DON'T CALL HIM THAT
Hyperion: I didn't even say anything to you. Why did you get mad? Spanish Salad being extra salty today.
Enceladus: AHHHHH-
Dione: Okay, shut UP!
Titan: *Watching from the distance and sighs*
Dione: Enceladus, fine, we won't call you "Ensalada", if you'd please stop yelling like a fUk!ng BANSHEE
Mimas: lmao, you got called a banshee!
Enceladus: SHUT YOUR FACE! AT LEAST I DON'T WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET AND CALL IT A GOOD LORE-FILLED SHOW!!
Mimas: It IS good!
Enceladus: NO IT'S NOT!!
Iapetus: *Sleeping*
Mimas: Wow, Ensalada, your yelling made Iapetus fall asleep. boring ass.
Enceladus: HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
Hyperion: You know what else doesn't make sense? Skibidi Toilet. I watched the first few episodes—
Enceladus: HOW DOES ONE CALL THEM "EPISODES"
Hyperion: —and all I know is that it's about toilets with heads coming out of them battle men with cameras and speakers and TVs for heads, and it's from the viewpoint of a camera head thing. How are there like 500 episodes just about that?
Mimas: I'll have you know, there's WAY more to it than that!
Enceladus: Shut up about Skibidi Toilet! Unless you want to lose another eye!
Mimas: ...th-that was so mean...
Rhea: Oh, Mimas, don't cry. Enceladus didn't mean it.
Enceladus: i ABSOLUTELY meant it. *cracks knuckles*
Mimas: *runs away* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
Enceladus: *grabs an asteroid* BUT I'LL CATCH YOU UNCONCIOUS, OH YES I WILL
Mimas: *Runs into Luna* oopsies-
Luna: AH-
Titan: *Goes over to them* Uh, hey Luna! Are you okay?
Mimas: could've asked me if I was okay too :(
Dione: What's Earth's Moon doing here?
Hyperion: tf you expect me to know?
Dione: Ugh. Can you be more cold?
Hyperion: look who's talking
Luna: *Gets up* I just came here to ask Titan if the Moon Club is still a thing. We haven't had a meeting there since forever.
Titan: I guess that's true—But, of course it's still a thing! I, uh, just didn't think it was a good idea to go there right now, with all the rivalry at the moment-
Luna: *Watches Enceladus and Mimas give each other side-eyes* Yeah, I guess you got a point.. Oh yeah, I brought Phobos and Deimos here. They want a "play-date" with you, Titan
Mimas: ha-
Titan: Oh. *looks around* well, where are they?
Luna: gimme my skibidi slicers first
Titan: okay— W-What?
Luna: what?
Phobos and Deimos: *Appears out of thin "air"* HEY, TITAN!!
Titan: *Nods* Hey, guys..
Enceladus: Ah, not them.
Mimas: What's wrong with the Martian moons?
Enceladus: Everything! But you'd probably get along with them. They like Skibidi Toilet too.
Deimos: Did someone say SKIBIDI TOILET??
Hyperion: oh my word. *leaves without a goodbye*
They threw a Skibidi Toilet party.
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
