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Mercury: *Looking at his phone*

Mars: Hey, Mercury! What are you watching?

Mercury: Hey, Mars! I'm watching an Earthling app. It's called MeTubes, I think.

Mars: Interesting.

Then, an audio plays from Mercury's phone: "CHUKI CHUKI  WA WA"

Earth could be heard screaming from his orbit.

Mercury: *Flinches* What's up with the Earth?

Mars: I dunno, dude. But nice music, though.

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