Earth: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYBODY! MY AWESOME ASS MADE IT AROUND THE SUN ONCE MORE! I mean, of course I did, I'm awesome—
Mars: Earth.. I don't know how to tell you this, but you're five or six days too late. You were sleeping on New Years.
Earth: And then, something inside me snapped. It was like I didn't care anymore..
Venus: Stop being such a drama fetus, your big self probably enjoyed that long af nap.
Earth: diddle my schmiddle and see if I care enough to twerk, Venus 🖕
Mars: At least you're up now! It was getting kinda overwhelming being the only one thirdwheeling to Venus and Mercury's arguments.
Venus: I'm gonna roll you into a wheel
Earth: AS much as Mars would probably enjoy that, let's just have a happy New years chapter! (We'll just pretend this was published in actual New Years)
Venus: ....I'm going to bed.
Earth: And you say I'm big and fat.
Mars: He said that?
Venus: Some people just need a well deserved rest after having to deal with chucklefvcks like you, Earth!
Earth: Kinky.
. . .
Earth: *Frantically* HAPPY NEW YEAR'S, EVERYBODY!
Venus: ARGHHHHH!! *Jumps him*
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
