Earth out of pocket-

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Earth: Mercury, you're so small, your pp could get crushed by a comet

Mercury: WHAT-

Earth: Venus, I can tell why you're the hottest planet-

Venus: WHAT THE BALL IS WRONG WITH YOU—

Earth: I'd tap that.

Venus: WJHAHYAGWAT??

Earth: I'd make your peircings feel good

Venus: YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE

Earth: I could lend y'all "snow" for your surfaces

Mercury: STOP?? PLEASE?

Earth: begging already, are we?

Mars: Earth wth is up with you, dude—

Earth: Mars, are those ice caps or something else?

Mars: Wha

Earth: I could give you more ice caps

Mars: ...

Venus: ...

Mercury: ...

Earth: ah, asteroids jammed up your—

Venus: EARTH SHUT TFU YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE

Earth: You're*

Venus: *sob*

Mercury: Sun, shoot a solar flare at the Earth, please

Earth: CA LI FORNIA GURLS, WE'RE UNDENIABLE

Venus: STOP

Earth: I'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE, VENUS!

Venus: STFU YOU RECKLESSER IDIOT

Earth: VENUS, OR SHOULD I SAY, PENUS

Venus: I'M LOSS FOR WORDS

Mercury: haha—

Earth: Mercury, I'll fill your craters!

Mercury: STOP

Venus: STOP

Earth: Marrrrrsy~

Mars: DUDE, PLEASE LOSE THE "~"

Earth: I'LL MAKE YOUR RUST EVEN RUSTIER

Astrodude: (〇 □ 〇 ) "


I'm sorry for my actions.

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