[Warning: Inappropriate comments!]
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Earth: Mercury, you're so small, your pp could get crushed by a comet
Mercury: WHAT-
Earth: Venus, I can tell why you're the hottest planet-
Venus: WHAT THE BALL IS WRONG WITH YOU—
Earth: I'd tap that.
Venus: WJHAHYAGWAT??
Earth: I'd make your peircings feel good
Venus: YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE
Earth: I could lend y'all "snow" for your surfaces
Mercury: STOP?? PLEASE?
Earth: begging already, are we?
Mars: Earth wth is up with you, dude—
Earth: Mars, are those ice caps or something else?
Mars: Wha
Earth: I could give you more ice caps
Mars: ...
Venus: ...
Mercury: ...
Earth: ah, asteroids jammed up your—
Venus: EARTH SHUT TFU YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE
Earth: You're*
Venus: *sob*
Mercury: Sun, shoot a solar flare at the Earth, please
Earth: CA LI FORNIA GURLS, WE'RE UNDENIABLE
Venus: STOP
Earth: I'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE, VENUS!
Venus: STFU YOU RECKLESSER IDIOT
Earth: VENUS, OR SHOULD I SAY, PENUS
Venus: I'M LOSS FOR WORDS
Mercury: haha—
Earth: Mercury, I'll fill your craters!
Mercury: STOP
Venus: STOP
Earth: Marrrrrsy~
Mars: DUDE, PLEASE LOSE THE "~"
Earth: I'LL MAKE YOUR RUST EVEN RUSTIER
Astrodude: (〇 □ 〇 ) "
I'm sorry for my actions.
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
