Earth: HEEHEE I KILLED A PERSON AND—
Venus: WHAT??
Earth: —AND YOU'RE NEXT 😈
Mars: Guys, stop-
X: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
Earth: 'OI OI OI BAKA
Mars: Earth, never again pls
Earth: Sorry bbg, I was just feeling a bit silly.
Venus: You killed a person??
Earth: lol no
Venus: Oh thank god—I MEAN, w-why should I care? *Backs away slowly*
Mercury: 'i dont have a soft side' aah blud
Venus: STFU PIPSQUACK
Earth: also guys, I may have droven a motorcycle into 42 miles per hour into a storage full of hot sauce, and then it exploded.. 👉👈
Mars: I just wanna go home bruv 😭
Venus: *Points at something in the sky* tf is THAT?
The motorcycle Earfo was driving is flying across the sky, spinning in the air.
Earth: OOH YOU FOUND MY BABY!
Mercury: b-b-but I thought I was your baby..
Earth: Nooo pookie, you areeeee
Venus: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luna: *Snaps* Bro, SHUT THE FVCK UP, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN SUFFERING IN SILENCE THANKS TO THIS GODDAMN ORBIT WITH YOU PLANETS?? I NEVER WANTED THIS!! AND I DON'T NEED YOU SCREAMING LIKE THAT AND Y'ALL BEING FREAKY AND SH!T—I'M TIRED!! GO TF AWAY, I HOPE YOUR OVERGROWN CHEETO LOOKING ASS GOES SPINNING INTO THE SUN LIKE THE DAMN MOTORCYCLE
Phobos: Oooooooh, I WANNA BE LUNA WHEN I GROW UP!!
Deimos: I WANNA WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT EARTH AND GANYMEDEEEE!!
Phobos: SHUT UP, DEIMOS, WHY DO YOU WANNA WRITE ABOUT THAT??
Earth: AY, Y'ALL CAN SHUT UP, I DIDN'T DO SH!T!
Mercury: The main thing I got from today is that I do NOT wanna be yall's therapist, but I feel like that everyday so—
Venus: SHUT UP PIPSQUEAK, WHO EVEN ASKED YOU
Luna: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHUTTING UP?? OR DO YOU WANNA SQUARE UP
Mars: *dying*
X: *On the phone* Saturn, please, I can't handle being in this orbit no longer-
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
