Very cliche, but thank you so much for 1K views on this work!!
Here's a few headcanons to give this chapter some other purpose lol:
Venus loves to sing, but never in his life will he tell anyone besides Mars. Why? Because he expects only compliments from him and him only-
Mercury loves Greek Mythology, and Rick Riordan is his favorite author of all time
Earth sometimes calls his fellow planets and their moons as things their names sound similar too:
Mercury: Mermaid-fucccc
Venus: Penus
Luna: LoonyTunes
Mars: Marshmallow-sized di-
Phobos: Phantom shaped thing
Deimos: Die, child.
Jupiter: Jiggle boy (!BFDIA reference!)
Saturn: Sat on my **** (Censored. Tell Earth to be pg13 like goddamn)
Uranus: You know....
Neptune: Tune dude (WARNING: DYSLEXIA)
Pluto: Plu—Where'd he go?
Ceres: Cereal-Killer
Ganymede: Gaymaid
Europa: Europe Wannabe
Io: Sick-O
Callisto: Call me tonight ;) /jkJK
Enceladus: Ensalada
Iapetus: I'm-A-P E T U S (I thought it was pronounced I-YAP-ih-tuss, why'd it gotta be i-ah-PETUS 😭)
Mimas: Mimics
Dione: Die on me.
Tethys: Brush yo goddamn teeth
Rhea: Not Right
Titan: His d!cc sure ain't
Long story short, someone oughta teach Earth a thing or two about respect.
I kinda half-a$sed this, sorry about that-
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