Saturn: Oh, hey my far-away icy friends!
Neptune: WasssssssUUPP!
Uranus: Yeah, hey Saturn.
Saturn: I must say, it's been quite a while since I last saw you! Where've you two been?
Uranus: Just- erm- well, you see- uh-
Saturn: Yeesssss?
Uranus: Oh! Well, I- *cough cough* I just-
Neptune: Tacos. We've been making tacos!
Uranus: Yeah! Sorry, mates, I just couldn't find the words
Saturn: Aww, it's alright! Say, why'd it take about.. two months on Earth for you guys to make tacos?
Uranus: We, uh-
Neptune: The oven burned! And then the tacos burned!
Uranus: Neptune! I was gonna say that!
Neptune: Sorryyy neighborino!
Uranus: Ugh, it's fine mate..
Saturn: Well, that's okay! At least you—
*CHOMP*
Saturn:
Saturn: M-My rings..
Uranus: *munching on them*
Neptune: EEEE
Neptune: WHat was THAt Uranus??
Uranus: If I don't get my tacos, no one keeps their rocks and ice.
Saturn: *Sobbing* M-My rings!
Charon: *Appears* Hey guys—EW SATURN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT *Looks terribly, terribly ill*
Saturn: *Sobs harder* MY RINGSS- Do I look that bad- MY RINGS ARE GONEEEE
Neptune: Uranus....Give Saturnnnn back 'is rings!
Uranus:
Uranus: *Slowly backs away, holding on the Saturn's rings, which have bite marks on them now*
Charon: GET HIM
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
