Includes:
-Cursing
-Freakyness bc we cant go wrong with that 🤪
(Pretend the curse words aren't censored)
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Earth is online
Earth: hhhhhhhbaka.
Venus: Go tf AWAY EARTH I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATIKN WTIH MARS I WISH KYS ON YOUR B!TCH A$S
Earth: 😨
Earth: dayum went straight 4 the cuck, didnt ya?
Mars: Hey Earth!
Earth: ooh hey Mars 😚
Venus: i'm gonna kms
Mercury: Don't do that...
Venus: SHUT THE F#CK UP PIPSQUEAK, NO ONES TALKING TO YOU
Mercury: I was trying to be nice thouhg, WHAT
Mars: Venus now c'mon
Mars: You heard Jupiter, this isn't a place to fight
Venus: wow what a geek
Earth: ikr??
Venus: Don't fycking agree w/ me dumb f#ck
Earth: stfu Penus 🙄
Mercury: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Venus: Excuse me
Venus: AND STOP LAUGHING IN TEXT, MRTCURT, IM VISIBLLY CRINGING
Mars: ive had enough o this
Mars is offline
Earth: LOOK WAHT YOU DID, BENSU, YOU SARED AWAY MY BELOVD
Venus: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOIR BELOVED'S A TOTAL PRISS 😤
Earth: WHAT
Venus: IS TRUE
Venus: GOT THE WHOLE TWINK BUILD AND FACTS AND EVERYTHING
Mercury: I-
Earth: it is true lol
Mercury: bruh
Venus: stfu mwrcurt
Mercury: I feel like you pay no attention to typing my name
Venus: You felt right
Venus: whait wat?
Earth: CHeck you're spelling
Earth: baka
Venus: How bout i shove this fist up your bitch a$s
Earth: yes PLEASE 🤤
Venus: WHAT
Mercury: Earth istg- *facepalms*
Venus: *judges*
Earth: *kinks*
Venus: what?
Earth: Huh?
Mercury: GUYS
Mercury: THERE WAS THIS DISFIGUERED PLANET OR WHATEVR IT WAD AND TEH SUN BLASTED A SOLAR FKARE AT IT AND IT LEGIT SIAD "harder, hot stuf" AND SUN THREW A FECKING WINDOW ATIT 💀
Venus: You're sying
Venus: lying*
Venus: No way any of that sh!t happened.
Earth: i would say it to ;)
Earth: specificly to ginger colored planetes
Venus: shut tf up, you runaway deflated ballsack lacking oxygen
Earth: That's cuz you sucked it 😉
Venus: THE FUCNK I DINDNT STFU ISTG I HAETE YOUS XW MCUH
Mercury: Guys keep this pg13 😭
Venus: no
Earth: Nuh uh
Mercury: well
Mercury: fick you too
Venus: hah
Venus: can't even say the actual word, pipsqueak
Mercury: Unliek you, i'm not really dirty mouthed
Earth: but I am 😎
Venus: We should really pick a plot for this chapter tho
Earth: OOH
Earth: How about a nursery rhyme
Venus: wtf is that
Earth: Like, a song!
Mercury: hey, yeah- we could do that
Earth: we coukd do "it", you and me... ;)
Venus: shut up
Earth: Cant.
Earth: Too busy sucking JUICES....
Mercury: I don;t like the mood in this chat rn
Venus: that makes the two of us
Mercury: 😨
Earth: THE WORJD IS EDNING
Earth: VENUS AGREED ON KERCUNRY;) WITHH SOMEHTINF
Venus: you're basically the world
Venus: So
Venus: I hope you do end
Earth: ooh
Earth: Glad to hear that you think of mw as your world, Venus 😉
Venus: 😒
Mercury: and the nercery rhymes?
Earth: oh yeah
Earth: I'll start!
Earth: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Earth: Mercury took the cookie from the cookie jar!
Mercury: wait
Mercury: How do you play?
Earth: now you say "who me?"
Mercury: "who me?"
Earth: w/ out the wuotes
Mercury: OH
Mercury: Who me?
Earth: Yes you!
Venus: this is so stupid!
Earth: (now you say "not me!")
Mercury: Not me!
Venus: shut tf up
Earth: Then who?
Mercury: Uhh
Mercury: Venus took it!
Venus: SHUT
Earth: Whoo tok the cookie form the cookie jar? Venus took the cokie fromt he cookie jar!
Venus is offline
Earth: what a lazy f#ck
Earth: You know, he couldve played along
Mercury: Venus just doesn't work like that
Earth: you got that right
Mercury: Yeah.
Earth: btw who actually took the cookie?
Earth: SOmeone actually took it
Mercury: You mean the one Venus was eating earlier today??
Earth: WHAT????
Earth: So THAT'S why he left!
Earth: excuse me kermucroo, i've some sh!t to do!
Earth is offline
Mercury: huh.
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
