[For a few of these, I'm gonna slightly change whichever quote to better fit the character, without changing the premise though.]
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Mercury: Do you take constructive criticism?
Saturn: Not without crying!
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Earth: Knock, knock.
Mars: Who's there?
Earth: Boo!
Mars: Boo who?
Earth: Why are you crying?
Mars: I'm not crying.
Earth: Hello notcrying, I'm Earth.
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Jupiter: I believe in you, Venus!
Venus, to himself: I must really suck.. The nicest thing Jupiter can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.
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Venus: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing. Posers!
Mars: Venus, we're at a funeral.
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Planet X, about Neptune: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Uranus: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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Earth: I'm the smartest, wisest person in the group.
Venus: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Earth: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
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*They got stabbed by a sword:*
Earth: Rude.
Mercury: That's fair.
Venus: AGh not again!
Mars: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? (Being named after the god of war and all-)
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Venus: As your best friend—
Mars: Earth is my best friend.
Venus, holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Mercury: Why are you drinking?
Earth: I drink when I'm depressed.
Mercury: But you're always drinking?
Earth: *smug grin*
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Mercury: Hey, do you guys hear something?
Venus: I hear the sound of you shutting the f___ up.
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Venus, talking to most: With all due respect, which is none...
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Earth: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Mars:
Mars: Earth, are you okay?
Earth: *sobs*
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Jupiter, as a child: I can't wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Jupiter now: I can't wait to go to bed.
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Venus: Ugh, there's always that weak b____ in the group who isn't down with murder.
Venus: *glares at Mars*
Mars: Well, sorry I have morals, Venus!
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Venus: Mercury, I have a couple of words to say to you.
Mercury: Please let them be "I'm sorry."
Mars: I'm ready with the bleep button if not.
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Luna: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Earth: You were gone?
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Venus: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don't care about them.
Mars: That's genius.
Venus: Thank you, Ganymede.
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
