Marsypoo my belovedth

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Mars: :p

Earth: wassup, bro?

Mars: ^ ^'

Earth: why are you sweating nervously?

Mars: *backs away*

Earth: *steps closer*

Mars: *sweating, breaks off into a run*

Earth: get back here! *slams into Venus*

Venus: Ouch!

Earth: *rubs his nose* wattup, venus?

Venus: What are you doing.

Earth: nothin' much, bro. just chasing the mars.

Venus: Can you capitalize the first letter of your sentence?

Earth: be grateful i'm using proper punctuation.

Venus: Ugh.

Mars: *drops his alien Emoji keychain* :c

Mercury: *appears and picks it up* oh, here ya go, buddy! *hands it to the mars*

Mars: *takes it* ^ v ^'

Mercury: aw, you're welcome, bud.

Venus: 

Venus: H u h.

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