Moons group chat

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Titan created a group chat

Titan added Luna, Ganymede, Europa, Phobos, Deimos, and 42 others to the group chat

Titan: uhh
Titan: Hey guys.. 😁

Ganymede: sick.
Ganymede: I didnt know we could make chats

Phobos: YAYY

Deimos: YIPPEEEE

Europa: Why do Phobos and deimos have phones?

Luna: Mars gives them alot of priveleges

Ganymede: wish the Big Guy let us have phones when we were kids

Luna: sucks
Luna: lol
Luna: suckers
Luna: haha
Luna: lmaoaoaoa

Titan: agreed lol

Ensalada: hah
Ensalada: WHY IS MY NAEM ENSALDA

Mimas: LMAOOOO

Ganymede: Would yall stop lauhging at me luna 😤

Ensalada: WHO NAMED ME THIS

Luna: Nahh i like getting more priveleges than you

Europa: Your not spelling privileges right

Titan: You're*

Luna: High five, Titan

Ensalada: GRRRRRR STOP IGNORING ME

Phobos: YUM we're eat9ign RAMEN RN 😋😋

Luna: fanum tax

Deimos: BAK OF LOONA ZIS IS OWR FOOD

Luna: Learn to spell pls 😨

Mimas: 😭😭

Titan: So i made this as a place for us Moons to hang out
Titan: like when our planets don't let us go to the asteroid belt for moon club, we could use thsi
Titan: But i didnt know how youd all react to this or if this is a bad idea
Titan: shoudl we keep this chat or not?

Titania: This is actually a great idea Titan ^ ^

Titan: Oh
Titan: Thanks Titania :)

Deimos: hehe

Ganymede: Gross.
Ganymede: Chemistry.

Europa: Like you and I?

Ganymede: Oh
Ganymede: u-uh

Mimas: EWWWWWWWWWW

Luna: GET OUT

Phobos: GROSS THATS GROSS

Luna: Rule one of this chat: dont flirt unless its SATIRE-

Ensalada: BARFF

Europa: stfu-

Triton: Can we just talk about ganymede stuttering in text

Ganymede: Shut up, glasses

Titan: yeah this may have been a bad idea guys

Titania: Don't worry Titan, this won't be so bad! And Ive heard the planets have a group chat of their own too

Phobos: THEY DO!! I STOLE MARS'S PHONE ONCE AND SAW SOME MESAGESSSS

Luna: LEAK

Mimas: YO PHOBOS SEND THE TEXTS

Phobos: OKAY

Phobos sent one attachments

Luna: Is that a blobfish floating in the sky??

Phobos: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SEND THE MESSAGES SO I SENT AN ART OF PHOTOGRAFY TO MAKE UP FOR ITT :))

Ganymede: i wouldnt call it an art of photography

Mimas: damn it
Mimas: I wanted to look through their texts

Io: M-M-maybe steal Mars' phone again!!

Luna: yall can stop stutering in text please 😭

Io: oh yeah!

Phobos: KAY ILL TAKE MARSS PHONE AGAIN
Phobos: IS EASY
Phobos: I SAY I LOST MINE AND HE'L GIVE ME HIS TO PLAY GAMES
Phobos: AND I'LL SECRETELY TAKE THE PHONE TO THE MOON CLUB
Phobos: AND THEN WE'LL SEE ALL THE SECRETS
Phobos: ALLL THANKS TO MY HANDS

Titan: .

Ganymede: r-remind me never to anger a Martian moon..

Europa: i'm so incredibly proud right now
Eurpoa: Time: next meeting at 2:50pm on Earth at the Asteroid Belt

Titania: Should we really be stealing our planets's phones guys-

Luna: No but at least itll be entertaing

Titania: Yeah thats true

Io: AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?? WILL PHOBOS STEAL MARS'S PHONE?? WILL WE SEE ALL OF THE PLANETS' SECRETS?? WILL WE NOT GET CAUGHT?? WILL ENCELADUS STOP GETTING CALLED ENSALDA??
Io: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON,

Phobos: "THE MOONS'S LIVES"!!!!

Triton: Yeesh.

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