Venus: I only have two moods I feel every day. Darkness and BALLS.
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Venus: You're like an oyster. I hate how you are on the outside, but I would absolutely sell your insides for money.
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Venus: It makes me so happy when you leave the room.
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Ganymede: Don't quote me, but I think murder is illegal!
Venus: This is my chapter.
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Venus: *singing* hush little laptop, don't you cry..
Venus: Venie's gonna find you some more Wi-Fi...
Venus: and if that Wi-Fi does't work..
Venus: Venie's gonna destroy the f__king Earth.
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Venus: When no one's around, I talk to myself for no reason.
Venus:
Venus: Me too!
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month—
Venus: Cool. Keep it then.
Demon:
Demon: *sob* Thank you! *runs away*
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Venus: The only thing keeping me alive is food.
Venus: And violence.
Venus: Violence isn't the answer.
Venus: It's my life force.
Venus: F__k the Senate.
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
