So, the Pasternacks, Cam, and Magnus and Casey come to the Anders' house for Christmas. And this year, when they were done opening presents and doing all the Christmas morning shit, the children all ran upstairs to Cyrus' room, and shut the door. No one knew why, UNTIL Joe Pasternack and James went upstairs and listened at the door and they just heard everyone sing-screaming: "HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE I SLIT HIS THROAT. HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE I SLOWLY BREAK HIS PRIDE HIS TRUST HIS FAITH AND HIS BONES!" And they were so fucking confused.
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