Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365

POV: When I Tell People I Ship Magnus x Cyrus

What they expect my headcanons to be like:

Magnus: I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE!
Cyrus: No please don't-

What my headcanons are actually like:

Cyrus: SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE FUCKER! *insert angry, rapid fire Spanish I don't have the energy to type*

Magnus: Cy, no; you can't afford another police investigation.

Cyrus: Hey, that guy died of natural causes.

Magnus: Natura- YOU PUSHED HIM OFF A ROOF!

Cyrus: GRAVITY IS NATURAL!