Birdie: In jail with a bunch of possums
Holiday: Floating face down in the middle of a pool
Magnus: Lying in the middle of a burning field
Cam: Everyone thinks she's dead and she's not
Adam: Everyone thinks he's dead and he is
Badger: His hair is purple
Casey: She has stolen Elon Musk's identity and is now CEO of Twitter
Brynleigh: This woman would genuinely never let her intrusive thoughts win, nor does she have many intrusive thoughts
Cyrus: Outside of a burning Wendy's, surrounded by a gang of raccoons, high on opioids, God is dead

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Six Minutes randomness that's in my brain 24/7/365
Fanfictiontitle sums it up pretty good.