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Random Headcanon Generator

I found this online, and I needed to try it out. pls note, I'm just copy and pasting what the generator says.

LINK: https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-by-outergirlsound

Cyrus: 

Cyrus Anders needs a nightlight to sleep.(Probably)

Cyrus Anders has chronic nightmares.(TRUE)

Cyrus Anders fucked your mom.(Yes, this is what it actually said, and no, I can't stop laughing)

Magnus:

Magnus Sato is very good at walking in platform heels.

Magnus Sato is constantly singing for no reason.

Magnus Sato cracks their knuckles very loudly.(This is actually one of his pet peeves)

Casey: 

Casey Dupree can't make the voices go away.(TRUE)

Casey Dupree does intricate and expensive cosplays.(TRUE, Literally everyone exept Adam does this)

Casey Dupree voted sans in the tumblr sexyman poll.(I wouldn't be surprised)

Holiday:

Holiday Anders has been to prison.(TRUE, but TO BE FAIR it was Cyrus and Birdie's fault)

Holiday Anders is very willing to eat inedible things.(I said HOLIDAY not BIRDIE)

Holiday Anders uses the word "fuck" like a comma.(I said HOLIDAY not CYRUS)

Birdie: 

Birdie Anders is very good at using chopsticks.

Birdie Anders speaks only in meme refrences.(TRUE)

Birdie Anders watches My Little Pony.(TRUE AF)

Badger:

Badger Pasternack is constantly singing for no reason.

Badger Pasternack bullies kids on roblox.(He's actually the one getting bullied)

Badger Pasternack is tumblr famous.(Baby boy has never seen tumblr in his life, and god help us the day he finds it)

Brynleigh:

Brynleigh Pasternack crashed a riding lawn mower into their fence.(TRUE, but it was the Anders' fence)

Brynleigh Pasternack bites their nails.(TRUE)

Brynleigh Pasternack is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.

Adam:

Adam has a mary sue oc.(He doesn't HAVE OC's)

Adam's favourite subject in school was English.(He never even went to school)

Adam will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being.

Cam:

Cam wears Hello Kitty socks.

Cam was dropped out of a window as a child.(Probably)

Cam set a public school on fire and got away with it.(Again, probably)

Monica:

Monica Anders was dropped out of a window as a child.

Monica Anders is a top.(TRUE, and so are all of her children. She raised 'em right)

Monica Anders is not good with social cues.

James:

James Anders uses the word "dude" like a comma.

James Anders knows fnaf lore.(He doesn't even know what FNAF IS let alone the lore)

James Anders has an intense fear of heights.(TRUE, but he got over it when he joined the Army)

Angelica(YEP, she's here for this one):

Angelica Graves's favorite color is pink.

It would not take much for Angelica Graves to turn evil.(TRUE + PODCAST CANON)

Angelica Graves cracks their knuckles very loudly.(TRUE; this is where Magnus got the pet peeve from)

Dr. Whittier(yeah, he's here too):

Dr. Whittier tackles and wrestles people to show affection.

Dr. Whittier is not allowed to drink energy drinks.

Dr. Whittier listens to 80s music.(TRUE)