𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 || ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ²

[129] - Captain Mom

A/N: "You're not coming, Piper.." OKAY, YES SIR, WHATEVER YOU WANT, I AM SAT, RIP ME IN HALF PLEASE

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Audrianna's POV

Captain Man, Kid Danger, and I shot down the tubes.

"Man, what is it about fighting the Burrito Brothers that makes me stupid hungry?" he huffed as the three of us stepped off the tube pad

"Stupid starving." Kid Danger spat out

"I mean, is it the name?"

"I am stupid starving."

"'Cause right now, I am the Spanish word for hungry.. or the- Spanish word for food."

"I could eat a fully-grown Spanish person right now."

"That's.. weird." I stared at Henry in bewilderment, but he only smiled innocently at me

"Oh, please, you ate a rat when you were seven."

"You can't keep using that against me!" I glared at him, which only made his smirk widen

My dad suddenly let out a high-pitched noise. I glanced down and saw that he was pointing at a jar of weird.. purple.. balls..

"Are these leechees?" he looked back up at Henry and I

"I think it's 'lychees,' dude."

"You know, the fruit?"

"Nah.. 'lychees.'"

"--that you can eat?"

"You keep saying 'leechees.' It's 'lychees.'"

"'Cause right now, I can eat a whole bunch of leechees."

"Lychees."

"I can down this whole jar of leechees."

"Please pronounce them as 'lychees' before I throw them at you!" I forced a smile as I tried to keep my cool

"Okay, you know what? I'm starving, I'm eating a lychee." Kid Danger chimed in, before taking one of the purple orbs

"Wait!" I yelled out just as he was about to put it in his mouth

"What."

"This is a bad idea.." I shook my head in suspicion

"Why?"

"Because, dude.. you don't even know how good I am at catching food in my mouth." my dad smirked, completely cutting me off

"That was not what I was going to say, but sure."