𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐈𝐓ೃ⁀➷ 𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈

*❀⑅*𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆! *❀⑅*

Happy day of the dead for any of you who celebrate!! I hope you have a great holiday!!❤️❤️❤️

"Congrats on the relationship with Zhongli!" The hundredth person told you this morning as you were walking to the bus stop. You smiled back meekly and said nothing in return.

After Zhongli's crash out last week, it was pretty hard for everyone to settle down when they found out the two of you were together again. Some people were happy, some were jealous and some were just making it into a whole joke..

It was all because Keqing secretly recorded his outburst and posted it to social media. Unfortunately for Zhongli, the video was blowing up and people were having a freaking field day with it online.

[five trolls 🧌 and Queen Keqing👑]

Donna: IM FUCKIKG SCREAMINGG

Donna: I KNOW THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK BUT IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE YOU WATCHVVG

Donna: WTFFFFFF IS WRONG WITH HIM WHY HE YELLING LIKE THSISS

Hu tao: GIRLL, it was so much funnier in person🤣🤣🤣

Keqing: SORRY THE CAMERA IS SHAKING, I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGHH

Rosaria: guys people are reposting the video and calling it "fine shyt crashes out because he's in love with his girlfriend" 😭😭

Jean: why did he get so angry??😟

Hu Tao: BECAUSE WE LITREALLY INTERRUPTED HIS MAKE OUT SESSION WITH YN😭😭

Donna: WTF NO WAYYYY💀💀💀

Keqing: bro had the fucking worst attitude I've ever seen in my life all cause we walked into his house😔

Rosaria: THE WAY HE OPENED THE DOOR AND STARTED SCREAMINWGGGEG

Rosaria: why's he a fucking crack head I can't😭😭

Y/n: GUYS THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND YOURE TALKING ABOUT😕

Hu Tao: LMAFAOO STFU ROSARIAA

Y/n: YALL NEED TO LET HIM LIVEEE😭😭

Donna: I hope he knows that this is a moment in history and the whole town will never get over this.

Keqing: RIGHTT LIKE THIS IS PURE GOLD

Jean: I mean, it is funny though😭

Y/n: JEANNN???

Jean: UM BUT ITS ALSO MEAN.. they just got back together so let's just congratulate them instead of making this into a joke?🙁

Rosaria: okay but no one's making them into a joke, I mean we're all so happy you two are back together but THISSSS was not the way I wanted to find out🤣🤣🤣

Hu Tao: yeah like he was screaming and screaming like I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA EXPLODEEEE💀💀

Keqing: DID HE EVEN SEE THIS YN?? WHERES ZHONGLI?? HE ISNT AT THE CAFÉ

Y/n: he's busy working on some architecture project and ALSO HES FUCKING HUMILIATED!!!!😭😭

Donna: okay but that's literally on him, acting like a whole crazy person for nothing

Rosaria: this is like the first time I've ever heard him yell😟

Jean: omg wait it is..

Hu Tao: if you wanna see more of him like that, just hang out with me when I'm at his place.. he goes fucking ape shit crazy

Donna: you live at his place??

Hu Tao: no but sometimes I sneak into his house and eat all the food in his fridge and like bother him and stuff, Ganyu usually tags along!! Y'all should come sometimes it's super fun😁