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Luna noticed something different about her favorite trio when they walked into the Great Hall that morning. She got up from her seat, grabbing her plate and balancing it carefully while she went to join them at the Gryffindor table.
They were always good for a laugh, but she couldn't leave behind her egg and waffle sandwich.
Harry was grinning lazily and the twins were cuddled even closer to his sides than usual. Especially Padma- Parvati was often more openly affectionate than her sister. They were walking rather slowly that morning too.
Almost gingerly.
"Good morning!"
"Morning, Luna," Padma said before sighing. Harry cast a cushioning charm on the bench before she sat down.
"Good boy, Harry," Parvati added with a kiss on his cheek.
"I try, babe, you know," he shrugged.
"I take it the three of you had a good celebration last night?" Luna asked.
"The best ever, dude!" Harry smiled.
"I'm happy for you," Luna replied. She turned to Padma. "Would it be alright if I asked you for more details later? In private, perhaps?"
Parvati cocked her head to the side. "Are you asking for permission to gossip with us?"
"I know some people get all fussy about their privacy being invaded," Luna shrugged. "I didn't want to be rude."
"It's alright with me," Harry said.
"Of course it is," Padma snorted.
"Ooh, don't leave me out!" Lavender added as she came in and sat down next to Parvati. "Is this gossip going to be about how you didn't sleep in your bed last night?"
"We'll have to wait until lunch," Parvati answered. "We got a late start this morning."
"Oh, that's right!" Harry stood up. "I'll be back in a minute."
"Where are you-"
He ran off down the aisle and Padma shook her head. "I have no idea what he's going to get up to next."
"Something silly," Luna laughed. "That's why I like Harry so much. Things are so much more interesting around him. Do you think there's any chance I could interview his new dragon?"
"I'm sure he would be alright with that," Padma snorted. "I don't know if the dragon handlers might have taken her away yet though."
"It might have to wait until next summer then."
"Hey babe, I'm back!" Harry ran back down the hall and plopped back into his seat.
"Why is your hair wet?" Parvati asked.
"I had to take a shower," he shrugged.
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