Vampiric Pussys

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AAHHHH I swear to God if I see one more CLICHE vampire book about how the girl either:

1) Gets kidnapped and falls in love with her kidnapper, and has NO true, decent plot behind it.

2) The boy saves her from another vampire/rape.

3) She is a true part of some god known prophecy, and the boy is all "bad assy" but ends up loving her.

IM GONNA SCREAM.

Please, BE CREATIVE. For god sakes, I came up with a WHOLE NEW WAY of how a vampire is formed!

It took me 5 minutes.

5 FUCKING MINUTES.

Yet you see all these cliche, dumb vampire books EVERY 5 MINUTES.

Be creative

Be different

USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION.

Stop using every else's imagination!

One more thing.

The whole sparkle shit of Twilight is ANNOYING!

WHEN DID VAMPIRES BECOME PUSSYS?

*Groan*

This won't ever change.

Vampires are becoming pussys, and 1D is kidnapping innocent 15-18 year olds.

Fuck.

You.

Wattpad. =_=

*******

Again! Don't take offense to this :3 I do love wattpad, just pissed as hell at the stories on it some times ;3

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