The Wattpad Rants

Money

Breh breh BREHHH THIS BOOK IS STILL GETTING FEEDBACK LOL?! damn. Havent updated this bitch in a year or so. man you guys should really check out my new book, "A big Vampire Problem" I actually went towards a direction that I do not believe anyone on wattpad has done, or uh, like, ever. So yeah stop by lemme know holler and shit. the book is focused around more or less a huge fucking crime and the human is the only one that witnessed it and now they've gotta wait till she remembers who did it because the shock destroyed her memory and shit and yeah man check IT OUTTTTT 

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Has anyone turned idk, 16+?

So you have a job right? And you're all like "Yeah yeah! money! good shit! i can put everything in my savings now and keep maybe like 50 dollars a paycheck for my checkings!" 

now you and i both know you're lying to yourself and your parents. 

This is whats gonna happen. You're gonna do real good with that money for the first month or so, then you're gonna see something you just *need*

bye 150 dollars lol

bye 70 dollars lol

wait where's my fuckin pay check at wtf i spent all of it i have to wait 2 weeks how am i gonna pay for gas lol oops credit card time

Now that credit card is gonna have to be paid off and your ass is on the line breh.

So yeah, money is the fuckin devil man. Try not to get too consumed by it, am I right? Oh, and don't you just love it when one of your friends say you need the xbox one or some shit like that, when it's like over 250 bucks, you don't have much cash in your savings and they insist you don't work hard enough or just enough in general.

but you could have that am i right?

I'm only working 2 fucking jobs as it is and this bitch wants me to buy an xbox one, and black ops 3 when all ill fucking do is stream the zombies part.

DONTCHA THINK THATS A WASTE OF MONEY?!

no?

no. Alright then.