This may label me as a hypricrit.
Seeing as my rants aren't even 2 pages long usually.
But, who would want to read a 5-7 page rant? I like my rants short, and to the point.
However.
When I read a book I don't want to fucking read 1 page, and the progress to the next chapter.
It's like.
What the fuck just happened?
SLOW YOUR FUCKING PLOT DOWN YOU HYPER ASSHOLES.
When we read a book, we want to understand what happens. We want to move with it, like a gentle wave.
NOT A FUCKING 360 ANGLE TURN FROM ONE POINT TO THE NEXT.
My point being:
SLOW IT DOWN
TAKE A CHILL PILL
RETHINK YOUR PLOT
TAKE THE DRUGS
AND GIVE US 2-4 PAGES A CHAPTER.
Not 1
Not half a page
And NOT 10 pages.
IT DRAGS ON.
1 page... 1 PAGE?!?! Fml.
YOU ARE READING
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