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Eleven hours had passed since Luffy and Cracker had started their fight, and now...
A very, very bloated and fat Luffy stood amongst tons and tons of broken remains of Cracker's biscuit soldiers. Behind the pirate was Nami standing in Kingbaum's mouth. (Y/N) was lying next to her, asleep. Kingbaum had all of the leaves on his head cut off.
Luffy: <pants and burps> I can't eat anymore!!!
Cracker: Who asked you to eat them?!! 💢
The real Cracker wasn't that injured, but he did look irritated as hell.
Luffy: Biscuits are food!!!
Cracker: I can't believe you just chowed through my biscuit soldiers!! You fight, then run...then run, then eat!! I'm sick of fighting you already!!
Kingbaum: Master Cracker!!
Nami: Are his biscuits really infinite?
Luffy: His stamina will be finite! It must be!
Cracker: No, that's your problem! Eat until you burst, fool! Then your comrades will give up! Yokai (Y/N) is out for the count already!
Nami: No, he's just resting and recovering from his previous fight! If he was helping Luffy, you'd be toast!
Cracker: I'm not toast, I'm Cracker!!
Nami: What?!
Luffy: Bring it on!!! I'll eat every last one of your soldiers!!! I'm not tapping out now!!! I'm going to take Sanji back!!!
Cracker started clapping his hands and more biscuit soldiers began to form from biscuit pieces appearing out of thin air.
Cracker: Fresh to order!! Here's another round of biscuit soldiers!! Eat until you explode!!!
Luffy just burped again.
Cracker: <to Kingbaum> Trust me, Mama will hear about how you aided and abetted the enemy, Kingbaum!!
Kingbaum: You chopped off my foliage and now this?! It's just not fir, Master Cracker!! I'm stumped! She's yewsing the power of Mama's Vivre Card against us!! Don't you cedar?! In a way, we're following Mama's orders!
Cracker: Save your excuses for Mama!! The fact is, you interfered with my job!! If it weren't for her rain, my fierce, hardy biscuit soldiers wouldn't have softened up into tasty, chewable treats!!
Nami: Oh, shut up!! This is a fight between pirates!! Just because we figured out your weakness doesn't mean you should take it out on my soldiers!!
The remaining few Homies gawked at that.
Cracker: Bah!! Let's finish this, biscuit soldiers!! <pants> This should end it!!
Luffy: <belches> Guess I just gotta eat 'em! They come back when I break them apart, but...urf...I'm kinda hitting my limit here! Maybe there's a...blurp...way to break them down without eating and before they reassemble...
Nami created an egg from her Clima-Tact.
Nami: Weather Egg!! <to Cracker> You might be an Emperor's something-or-other, but Luffy's going to be King of the Pirates!! That means his hunger knows no bounds!!
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